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CONSTITUTIONAL WAYS TO ELIMINATE THE GENERAL CATEGORY…👇
1. Charge them the highest fees.
2. Keep their eligibility age limit the lowest.
3. Reduce the number of posts allocated to them.
4. Candidates from other categories cannot claim their vacant seats.
5. Candidates from all other categories can claim their vacant seats.
6.Keep their cut-off marks the high...
It seems that the general class is just there to be crushed.
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Lose a file. Delay a licence. Take a bribe. In India, nothing happens to the babu who did it. Accountability that never arrives isn't accountability. Name one senior officer you've seen actually punished for misgovernance.
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Dedicated to the Brashtachar Jumla Party (BJP)👇
While cutting a minister’s hair, the barber asks:
“Sir, what is this Swiss bank matter all about?”
The minister shouted:
“Are you cutting my hair or investigating me?”
Barber:
“Sorry, sir. I was just asking.”
The next day, while cutting the hair of a senior former minister, the barber asks:
“Sir, what was this black money issue all about?”
The leader gets angry and says:
“Who told you to ask such questions?”
Barber:
“Sorry, sir. I just asked casually.”
On the third day, while cutting a judge’s hair, the barber asks:
“*Sir, what punishment is given for burning currency notes*?”
The judge gets furious:
“Hey, are you… are you a CBI agent?”
Barber:
“No, sir. It just came to my mind, so I asked.”
On the fourth day, the CBI calls the barber for questioning.
CBI Officer :
“Are you a Pakistani agent?”
Barber:
“No, sir.”
CBI:
“Are you an agent of any opposition party?”
Barber:
“No, sir.”
CBI:
“Are you an anti-national?”
Barber:
“No, sir.”
CBI:
“Then do you have any senior lawyer in your family?”
Barber:
“I swear to God, sir, nothing like that. I am just a simple, poor barber by family profession.”
CBI:
“Then why do you ask VIPs about Swiss banks, black money, and punishment for burning currency notes while cutting their hair?”
Barber:
“Sir, I also don’t know anything about these matters. But whenever I ask these questions, their hair stands up straight… and it becomes easier for me to cut it!”
😄🤣😂🤣😂😊
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Just before UP elections they are doing damage control 😂😂
But GCs should remember what these vile BJP politicians planned to do with GC kids!
Never Forget Never Forgive!
The Centre has informed the Supreme Court that it is setting up a special committee to re-examine the UGC’s 2026 regulations on promoting equity in higher education institutions, whose implementation was stayed by the court in January.
Solicitor General (SGI) Tushar Mehta submitted before a bench headed by Chief Justice of India (CJI) Surya Kant that the government was looking at ways to address students’ concerns and ensure that no group feels excluded, threatened or apprehensive under the framework.
The CJI said the exercise must safeguard the interests of all students and emphasised that the concerns and well-being of the younger generation should remain central. The court had earlier stayed the 2026 regulations after raising concerns that their provisions were prima facie vague and could be misused. It had directed that the 2012 UGC equity regulations would continue to apply until further consideration.
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A deeply SHAMEFUL revelation about the so called gentleman #KaranJohar.
Actress #ReginaCassandra reveals how BADLY she was humiliated by #KaranJohar and Dharma Productions.
She also shared about the discrimination she faced for being from the SOUTH.
Madam @nsitharaman Now is the time to get ahead. We have lost badly even when we had china + 1 opportunity we should not miss this.
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Pay taxes like a duty. Beg for roads like a favour. Clap when you finally get one. 🤡
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What if people who don't support need for removal / reduction of LTCG tax continue to pay these taxes even if these taxes are removed.
Then both sides will be happy- right?
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Shruti Telugu is 29.7 MB AI model by @udgamlabs. On real Telugu conversations with English mixed in, it makes fewer mistakes than Telugu models five and thirty times its size on speech to text.
One file that writes Telugu and English, offline, on your phone, laptop or browser. The English words stay in English, the way people actually speak Telugu.
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#WATCH | 🚨 This Will Change How You Think About Swadeshi | iPhone, Dahi, Medicines All Run on Dollars
Saurabh Mukherjea, Founder and Chief Investment Officer of Marcellus Investment Managers, explains why the “Made in India” pride is more of a myth than reality.
He argues that up to 70% of household expenses are tied to the dollar, from an iPhone assembled in Hosur but about 90% imported, to a flight ticket that looks like a rupee outlay but is not.
Watch the full interview to see why this will change the way you think about the dollar.
@SurabhiUpadhyay
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Decades later, when the current Indian story is written, people will wonder WHY
- We built 40-storey towers on drainage systems from the 1980s
- We worshipped degrees and ignored skills, until the degrees stopped paying and the skills started.
- We imported what we could have built, and exported our best minds instead of our best products.
- We let talent rot in traffic for 3 hours a day and called it a working city.
- A nation of 1.4 billion kept waiting for the government to fix what communities could have fixed themselves.
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Indian corruption can never leave you till you have indian passport.
We don't own any property in India, my all documents and my daughters document has an address of the place we rented, but for passport renewals you need to put one address of India, so we have my in-laws address, the embassy person said, make sure you have one document on your name at this address.
I was confused 🤔 why? I don't have any property and my all documents have rental address, there must be a legal way.
I was told, but police is asking for it, I kept asking the simple question, what's the legal way in such cases?
The guy kept saying the same thing, speak to the police once they come for verification or do something, I am sure he was referring to what we all assume.
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Doctor: Your triglycerides are high. That's the fat in your blood. I want you on a low fat diet.
Patient: Where does the fat in my blood come from?
Doctor: Your diet.
Patient: Straight from the plate into the vein?
Doctor: Not exactly. Most of it's made in the liver.
Patient: Out of what?
Doctor: Whatever's in surplus.
Patient: Which is?
Doctor: Carbohydrate, generally. Sugar, starch, alcohol. The liver packages it as fat and sends it out.
Patient: So the fat in my blood was bread last week.
Doctor: In part.
Patient: And the plan is to take the fat off my plate and leave the bread on it.
Doctor: Low fat is the standard advice for lipids.
Patient: You've just told me the lipid's made from the carbohydrate.
Doctor: Fat is still the most energy-dense.
Patient: I'm not asking what's dense. I'm asking what my liver turns into the stuff you've measured. You said sugar and starch. Then you prescribed sugar and starch.
Doctor: Wholegrain versions.
Patient: Does my liver check the label?
Doctor: ...
Patient: What happens to triglycerides when people cut the carbohydrate instead?
Doctor: They tend to fall. Quite quickly.
Patient: How quickly?
Doctor: Weeks.
Patient: Then write that down and we'll both save a year.
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Somehow nobody is bothered how hard day to day life has become. Friend has to apply for a FSSAI license that costs 5K but has to pay 2L to get the approval otherwise it’ll take forever. Everyone in this country is always fleecing u in some way and i wonder why we’re all okay w it
The most normalized open extortion in Indian middle class life:
The Sub Registrar office on property registration day.
You spend 10 years saving every rupee from your salaried job.
You pay 30% TDS on your income.
You pay 7% official stamp duty online via net banking.
You pay 1% registration fee through a government treasury challan.
Every single paisa is accounted for on your bank statement.
Then you reach the government registration office with your builder or seller:
The deed writer pulls you aside into a dusty corridor:
"Sir, ₹25,000 to ₹40,000 cash alag se lagega for the desk. Official receipt nahi milegi."
You: "Bhaiya, I already paid ₹4.5 lakhs in official government stamp duty online!"
Agent smiles with complete indifference:
"Sir, mat do. Phir file 'Property Under Valuation' mark hoke audit me chali jayegi. 6 mahine chakkar kaatna."
You stand in an airless hallway, walk to the nearest ATM, withdraw ₹30,000 cash, and slip it inside the file folder just to get your own thumb impression scanned.
We aren't a digital, cashless economy.
We are a country where honest taxpayers have to withdraw physical cash just to get legal permission to own what they already paid for.
Did your property registration happen 100% clean, or did you have to pay the "corridor settlement fee" too?
