I like imagining a homeless person trying to make sense of the billboards in SF

Bro chill out I was just following orders

I've kissed to Bladee's "Let's Ride" through shared wired headphones while waiting for the New York City subway and I've driven to Bladee's "Let's Ride" through empty midwest highways. Approximately equally good feelings

Right-leaning they/them coldhealing

How I feel not writing a thinkpiece about Nathan Fielder

They don't build statues of trend forecasters

Who else can't wait for Republicans to win the midterms for the $5000 trumpbucks to hire a sex worker to lose your virginity

I'm 29 years old today. My first book, titled First Kiss, will come out within a few months, when I'm ready

Full history of coldhealing screen name changes

Michel Houellebecq Submission

Don't forget

I get grossed out to an unbelievable degree when someone says "I like to write but I don't like to read". The same as saying "I like to talk but not to listen". You are a bad person if you think you like to write but not read

Boys in DC assume they're getting honeypotted the second a woman talks to them. -First of all she was just being polite. -And are you even important enough to get honeypotted?? Don't flatter yourself.

Listening to cum town as a 19yo today is like a college kid in 2008 who's really into Nirvana

California autumn Monday

I want a documentary about Mr Beast's average week. In Dubai at the world's largest trampoline park, in Africa building a village, and in North Carolina checking in on a man he has locked in a 20ft x 20ft torture cube

I was walking past this building in San Francisco with basketball courts on the roof and I was like woah that's just like the scene from The Princess Diaries and then I looked it up and it was

I tried to tell them about the night; they didn't understand. I tried to tell them that there's beauty and there's magic in the air. They didn't understand