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Take a look inside Star Wars: #GalaxysEdge at @Disneyland and get ready to live your own adventure! bit.ly/2JRwigf
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Introducing the latest #Windows95 custom "softwear."😉 Wish you could rock the #WindowsUglySweater? 👀 your DMs, because we're giving a few lucky fans one of their very own.
Introducing the latest #Windows95 custom "softwear."😉 Wish you could rock the #WindowsUglySweater? 👀 your DMs, because we're giving a few lucky fans one of their very own.

ALT Introducing the latest #Windows95 custom "softwear."😉 Wish you could rock the #WindowsUglySweater? 👀 your DMs, because we're giving a few lucky fans one of their very own.

Introducing the latest #Windows95 custom "softwear."😉 Wish you could rock the #WindowsUglySweater? 👀 your DMs, because we're giving a few lucky fans one of their very own.

ALT Introducing the latest #Windows95 custom "softwear."😉 Wish you could rock the #WindowsUglySweater? 👀 your DMs, because we're giving a few lucky fans one of their very own.

Introducing the latest #Windows95 custom "softwear."😉 Wish you could rock the #WindowsUglySweater? 👀 your DMs, because we're giving a few lucky fans one of their very own.

ALT Introducing the latest #Windows95 custom "softwear."😉 Wish you could rock the #WindowsUglySweater? 👀 your DMs, because we're giving a few lucky fans one of their very own.

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Twitter help, idk who these two are but I hope this finds them. I took this at Taft Point at Yosemite National Park, on October 6th, 2018.
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It takes bravery to tell the world who you are. This #NationalComingOutDay, know that no matter who you are or who you love, there are people who will support you.
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Eat your heart out, CNN!
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Only a FOOL would buy IKEA furniture. Instead I just download the instructions and keep emailing their service dept to say that I am missing a piece, until they ship me all the pieces over a six month period
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The 2026 World Cup is going to be a little awkward with giant walls separating all three host countries
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'Up in the sky, I saw the future.' How 958 drones created TIME’s latest cover ti.me/2IZH2sz
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My vagina has updated her privacy policy.
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You can’t let another man come to your wedding with this much sauce. Outrageous I’ll call security
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Public service announcement: If you sleep with an Apple Watch on, consider turning off the Emergency SOS feature, or you too may wake up to 3 cops in your bedroom at 1 AM.
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Me: What's the wifi password? Barman: You need to buy a drink first. Me: Okay, I'll have a coke. Barman: Is Pepsi okay? Me: Sure. How much is that? Barman: £3. Me: There you go. So what's the wifi password? Barman: You need to buy a drink first. No spaces, all lowercase.
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The guy who won't take a raindrop for his own kid is going to take a bullet for someone else's kid?
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One more reason to watch Winter Olympics 😋
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What happened in 4 hours is sped to 1 minute. #SuperBlueBloodMoon
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Designers solved the middle armrest dilemma.
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The Florida Project didn't get nominated for Best Picture. But it still has the most perfect ending of any movie in years: slate.me/2F5LBva #OscarNoms
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When you get your ball twisted and you standing there waiting for it for untwist.
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for everyone with a birth day at this time of year
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Finally got permission to post this. Here's the original brace of ideas I sent in for the Harry Potter book covers. drive.google.com/file/d/1Im8…
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Image from Olly Moss (@ollymoss)
Image from Olly Moss (@ollymoss)
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