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CLP

@coldlikepizza

Smart-ass. Anchor down and stay away from clowns.

Joined September 2024
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Just remember, you’ve had a bad day, but not a day this bad.
Akademiks TV (@AkademiksTV) profile pictureAkademiks TV
@AkademiksTV11 Dec 2025
Michigan head cosch Sherrone Moore allegedly threatened to k*ll himself during an argument with his wife after getting fired and fumbling a 13 million dollar contract. He then drove to – and broke into – the home of his assists Paige Shivers who he was having and affair with, and held a knife to his own throat and threatened to k*ll both himself and the staffer. He was then intercepted at a local church after his wife of three kids provided his phone’s location to the authorities. He is now in protective custody.
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Yaxel Lendeborg is special. The rest of these guys have been playing against each other on the AAU circuit since like 13/14. This kid is here to crash the party, it should be a lot of fun to watch.
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Damn, morning football is already over… @NFL we want more!
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Derek Jeter got a nice ass suit on.
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Draymond only made it one quarter before doing some bullshit 😂
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Ayo everybody, this nigga hates fun!
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Why you lying about Belarus, this is @KingJames
HypeON Haber (@HypeOnHaber) profile pictureHypeON Haber
@HypeOnHaberOct 17
Belarus'ta bir ayak sağlığı kliniğine başvuran hastanın, yaklaşık 4 yıldır kesilmediği için ileri derecede deforme olan tırnakları uzmanlarca temizlendi.
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I’m pretty sure anyone with two brain-cells could figure out stone cold was racist… And I do not care 3:16 on y’all bitch ass niggas.
KLA Clips/KnicksLoseAgain (@KnicksLoseAgain) profile pictureKLA Clips/KnicksLoseAgain@KnicksLoseAgainOct 10
Not only is Stone Cold a domestic abuser, he’s also a racist, animal abusing pedophile, according to his ex-wife
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I wish I could get paid $200 Million to underperform when it counts.
SportsCenter (@SportsCenter) profile pictureSportsCenter
@SportsCenterOct 2
JALEN DUREN IS STAYING IN DETROIT. THE BIG MAN GETS PAID 💰 (via @ShamsCharania)
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We're giving away a CONTROL Resonant custom wrapped NVIDIA GeForce RTX 5080 to celebrate its official release with #RTXON. To enter: 🟢 Share this post 🟢 Comment #RTXON T&Cs: nvda.ws/4z24Gcq
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Me showing up every October to watch postseason baseball after not watching a game since Opening Day
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I’ve watched and read every chapter of One Piece, have been using SNKRS since they released the app, and did not get a SNKRS invite from @nike for the Gome Gomu Air Max’s. I feel attacked.
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Giants fans showing up 10 minutes late to watch MNF to see Jaxson Dart out, Malik Nabers down and them trailing by 14
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Getting offered 200m after choking in the playoffs should have you sent to the G-League.
Legion Hoops (@LegionHoops) profile pictureLegion Hoops
@LegionHoopsSep 21
The Pistons have offered Jalen Duren a 5-year, $200M deal, which he has not accepted. (ESPN)
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You know football is officially back when Joe Burrow is leaving the house on Sundays dressed as a lesbian 🔥
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Bruh fuck these refs. Just gifting Dallas an entire drive.
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Remember niggas voted for this level of thinking and literacy to be president.
Susan Goss (@ornery_owls) profile pictureSusan Goss
@ornery_owlsSep 12
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No it’s not, niggas got inspired by Tiger Woods. STFU and work on your swing, bitch ass nigga.
kaiju #10 (@ce3Freeman) profile picturekaiju #10
@ce3FreemanSep 12
A lot of black men play golf because white men made it a status of prestige , it cuz they actually enjoy it. Never heard anyone mention golf in my whole life especially when I younger . And I’m not going to pretend to be into it now that I’m older
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Same way Bron not the best of all time but got all them stats.
𝑲𝑳𝑼𝑻𝑪𝑯 (@KlutchBron23) profile picture𝑲𝑳𝑼𝑻𝑪𝑯@KlutchBron23Sep 12
I’m sorry the movie is good but it’s not this good
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Papoose has officially said he wrote all Remy MA raps in his song exposing her!!
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