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Hunterdon County
Joined August 2012
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Sean I need your advice. My wife made it to final 3 in survivor but picked Dallas. Do you think it would cheer her up if I used the money I won from Bucs +400 and Bucky Irving 2TD +1600 to buy us matching DALLAS SUCKS shirts? @seantgreen
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The game of the day in the NFL was between the Eagles and Cowboys as T.O. makes his return to Philly. Boomer and TJ have the call on the highlights for this thriller!
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The only generation that knows how computers work is also the most relaxed about AI:
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The number of ads for therapy proves that it's a scam
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Me and all my homies are on suicide watch
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God is dead And no one cares And if there is a hell I'll scream GO BIRDS there
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My wife seeing brake lights 200 feet in front of me.
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I used to debug code now I type this and hit enter
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Replying to @clitlord77
God I miss the Riversharks
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Is your mom a (probably retired) first grade teacher? @ArcainiLuke
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I think about them every day
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FLYERS DONE SIXERS DONE YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS
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Alyssa Liu went viral during the Met Gala for her rant on the state of the public perception of data centers. "We are being manipulated into ceding the compute frontier. Data center development is vital to national security." She adds, "Karen Hao's overstimation of data center water consumption by a factor of 1000 has done irreparable damage to the nation's efforts to stay ahead."
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The next 6 digit code emailed to me will be my 13th reason
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The Montreal Expos are exiting the baseball space. During Q2 and Q3 2026, we will transition to acquiring high-performance GPU assets. This is all part of our long-term vision to become a fully integrated GPU-as-a-Service (GPUaaS) and AI-native cloud solutions provider.
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Twitter is ruining baseball. Enough with the low sample size hot takes and ABS complaints
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I love data centers and I hope they build one in my neighborhood
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Replying to @GregSwindell
In fucking believable
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Wtf
Order your snacks right here on Temu – what are you waiting for?

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"can you hop on a quick call?" can you hop off a quick bridge
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