
Filmmaker. “Strawberry Flavored Plastic.” Human at @xnightsaint. I believe in God and that Jesus Christ is our Lord and Savior. Proud to be an American. 🇺🇸
Westchester, New York.
Joined August 2009
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Just a friendly reminder to check out my first film if you haven’t yet! STRAWBERRY FLAVORED PLASTIC available everywhere!
Thank you kindly!
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Today we officially announce our next feature film!
LOST IN THE HOUSE AT NIGHT ON FIRE. 2027.
We thank EVERYONE for their excitement, interest and support. Please join us on the journey of making this film!
Thank you!
An Open Letter to @Fanatics:
It is unfathomably rare to come across a company so infatuated with failing their customers in as spectacular a fashion as possible that I’m almost in awe of Fanatics for their hyper-focused mission to short-change the customer.
Almost. (cont’d)
While my personal interactions with a (I believe one single) human being via X were very nice, as that person was clearly well-trained in customer service, the overarching Fanatics service is WILD.
Imagine: I ordered a hat on 8/24 specifically to arrive before a trip out of state on 9/7. The hat arrived on 8/30; it was the wrong hat. I thought: no big deal! It happens. I used the Fanatics app’s AI to explain the situation, re-order the right hat, and asked to make sure…
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"Train up a child in the way he should go: and when he is old, he will not depart from it."
Proverbs 22:6
The @espn app is one of the most unusable and infuriating apps I’ve ever seen created. This incessant prompting of “Sign in with Disney” when you’re already signed in with a TV provider is nuts, and it never works. I pay several times over for this app and I cannot access it.
I’ve ordered one single item from @Fanatics and it’s by far the worst retailer out there. Avoid at all costs. Ordered a hat from them, the wrong hat arrived. I politely asked for the correct one but need it by 9/7. Was told it shipped 9/3, would arrive 9/4. Now it says 9/9.
Did anyone ever tell @tomdelonge that he looks a bit like Kurt from “The Sound of Music?”
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St. Maximilian Kolbe, martyr of Auschwitz who offered his own life to save that of a stranger, pray for us!
Friends! Acquaintances! I am Catholic and I am conservative and I have recently fallen in love with soccer.
I ask: whom do I follow in each league, principally Premier League? I already support @InterMiamiCF in MLS (naturally.) @Erling, please chime in here, also.
Thank you!
@HallowApp feel free to chime in here also. @BishopBarron, would love your input!
What is this, @Oreo? I’ve heard of many companies cutting down but this is absurd. This is about a quarter of what you used to get.
Sad to see another company betray the trust of their customers.












