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ganondaddy simp

@colleenity

blessed, stressed, la croix obsessed | i used to write classical music, now im just surviving in a capitalist hellscape | she/her |

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Joined December 2008
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This has been stuck in my head since Lechonk was given to us. So I made it.
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Adam Sharp@AdamCSharp26 Aug 2024
There’s a rhyming Italian expression for saying “take it or leave it” that goes o mangi questa minestra o salti dalla finestra. It means “either eat this soup or throw yourself out the window”
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Every time I think about writing a hetero story I can't help but think "no, that's been done too many times" and it always turns gay! It's not my fault!!!
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Every day I am reminded that I was not meant for meaningless tasks but for creating and living life through music, art, word, and whatever other human experiences will have me, show me, love me.
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You hate Scrappy-Doo because he's mildly irritating. I hate Scrappy-Doo because he shook hands with Ronald Reagan. We are not the same.
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fucking every word (@fuckeveryword) profile picturefucking every word
@fuckeveryword16 Apr 2024
fuck scrappy-doo
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Tetra@greenTetra_13 Apr 2024
HAPPY ANNIVERSARY NEIL. EIGHTEEN YEARS OF BANGING OUT THE TUNES. HERES TO NINETEEN.
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And yet a trace of the true self Exists in the false self. This thread is some old Twitter humor and I'm chuffed about it (credit to mark)
Mark Arby (@markarby) profile pictureMark Arby@markarby5 Mar 2024
Not sure how it happened but a bus crashed into a building near Tottenham Court Road Station. Police, Fire Brigade and ambulance in attendance.
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Jay Foreman@jayforeman5 Mar 2024
The replies to this start funny and get funnier.
Mark Arby (@markarby) profile pictureMark Arby@markarby5 Mar 2024
Not sure how it happened but a bus crashed into a building near Tottenham Court Road Station. Police, Fire Brigade and ambulance in attendance.
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Sherrod Brown
@SenSherrodBrown1 Mar 2024
Here’s to 221 years of the best state in the union. Happy birthday, Ohio. It’s almost time to begin Phase 2 ⬇️
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Kendra@kendrawcandraw27 Feb 2022
Me watching some high fantasy shit: I would simply not be corrupted by the magical object. If it is actively harming you why don’t you just put it down. Idiot Me receiving psychic damage 23 hours a day from my phone: Ouuughhhh oouuuuwwwwaaaaaa ooaaaaghuuuuuhhhowwgahhhhh guuuuuwah
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I think leap day should be a world holiday a la the 30 rock episode
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Really do miss yelling into the void tbh Anyways I've decided I'm a writer now so I'm writing a book but my question is how do I deal with the crippling self doubt?? I go from being on top of the world to thinking everything I've ever written is shit garbage one day apart
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So did bluesky or threads ever really replace the cesspool pit of fascist racist bootlickers this place has become? I know it's fucking stupid but i do miss twitter dot com. My social media of choice for like 10 years.
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Two things: I kinda wish I was born before the industrial revolution And why do instagram pet accounts comment on other instagram pet accounts in the voice of their pet These are related
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Pearl Rose (@hipearlrose) profile picturePearl Rose@hipearlrose1 Feb 2024
“why arent clothes made as well anymore” “why am i scared to ask my boss for PTO” “how is rent so high” “why wont Biden do the right thing” “why doesnt my degree matter” what if I told you these all have the same very depressing very real answer
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Can't believe I missed large boulder the size of a small boulder day because Twitter is a shadow of its former self. God I miss the good days on here... :(
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Hot take but I do love a good YouTube video that runs between 20 to 35 minutes long
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My job is a little easier if I think "I've been tasked to call upon an apothecary in a faraway land~" instead of "ope gotta bother a Publix pharmacy in florida"
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