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Full stack #software #engineer trying to leave my daughter's world better than I found it. I ♥ #Laravel

Winchester, VA
Joined February 2008
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"You can't ride with the cops but root for the robbers." When Raskin first used this phrase earlier in the trial, I'd missed that he was citing the late Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia.
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I feel I am just another human being, a part of the world in which I live. Therefore, I’m never lonely. I think of whoever I meet as being the same as me. We don’t need to be introduced. If they have two eyes, one nose and a mouth, I think of other people as being human like me.
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I’d just like to have a president who isn’t scared of Lesley Stahl.
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Nero fiddled while Rome burned; @realDonaldTrump golfs.
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Hey @zoom_us, you have a flaw in the design of your content-security-policy header that's preventing us from going live on YouTube. We're working around it using this Chrome Extension, but I hope there's a fix coming soon! chrome.google.com/webstore/d…
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Today I learned you can move a screenshot area by holding the spacebar. 🤯
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Iowa fucked it up, @jonlovett! They fucked it up so badly.
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Succinct expression, made possible by good design and a great framework like @laravelphp. Being careful might take a bit more time, but the dividends stack up during product maintenance. #code #art #php
Just finished listening to The Portal #19 with @ericweinstein interviewing his brother @BretWeinstein, and it is two hours of honest intellectual expansion that everyone needs to hear. I hope you take your brother’s advice Bret: the world needs to hear your real origin story.
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I'd rather spend $3000 on someone who can use it than wasting it on Twitter ads, so here we go 🎉New Year's Giveaway🍾 I'm giving away a new 🍏MacBook Pro 16" to a random person who retweets this tweet 👩‍🎨 Make something cool w/ it (you have to follow because I want followers)
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founder: i wanna have millions of dollars in the bank i can't use for my own life spending anyway but i wanna have millions of dollars VC: ok u can have millions of dollars but u have to promise to fuck up your product
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Before we create a Space Force we should make sure everyone has health care.
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In 1992 I was 12. My dad and I were in the Newark airport. I saw Joe Pesci and recognized him from HOME ALONE. I went up to him to ask for his autograph. Joe asked me who my favorite actor was. I said he was. He handed me a crisp $100 and said "That's the right answer, kid".
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I have been criticized for introducing the most sweeping climate change proposal in the history of the United States of America. I apologize to no one.
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1. For those who don’t understand the fragility of American democracy in the hands of an unscrupulous autocrat - a scenario never imagined possible by the Founders under our Constituion - the cancellation of elections is quite simple and arguably legal. Which is why...
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Aaron Collegeman retweeted
One thing I’m certain of, many developers need more face to face human interaction.
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