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Collin Neugebauer

@collinwho

Twins. Star Wars. Superheroes. Product Design. Design Systems. My life is a fantasy, but the really boring daydream type. he/him or they/them

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Joined April 2009
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It says "Share Size" on the bag, but they don't ever enforce that. #LifeHacks
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Replay umps owe Farmer an ice cream cake for bailing them out, there...
Aaron Gleeman (@AaronGleeman) profile pictureAaron Gleeman
@AaronGleeman22 Jun 2023
#MNTwins get a much-needed win on a Kyle Farmer walk-off single.
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Jason Mamoa in Fast X is a delight.
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The Dad
@thedad4 Jun 2023
[I hammer a nail through my hand while building my son a treehouse] Me: I need you to call me an ambulance! Son: You’re an ambulance! Me: hahaha Son: hahaha Me: ok I’m losing a fair bit of blood here, bud
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How do I trick myself into liking iced tea?
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Just had a scammer call me posing as @XcelEnergyMN trying to convince me that my electricity is about to be shut out. Sorry dude, I'm not your mark.
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Perfect casting.
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As a casual @Timberwolves fan, I occasionally wonder what it would be like to watch as nationally televised game where the announcers aren't openly cheering for the other team...
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Loving the World Baseball Classic. Just wish the USA hats/logo weren't so fugly. Easily the worst in the field.
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What an absolute garbage opinion.
Star Tribune Opinion (@StribOpinion) profile pictureStar Tribune Opinion@StribOpinion17 Feb 2023
Editorial: Provide school meals to those in need startribune.com/provide-scho…
Provide school meals to those in need

Provide school meals to those in need

But Minnesota families that can afford to pay their own way shouldn't be eligible in an expanded program.

startribune.com
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I'm pleasantly surprised by how much I'm enjoying my standing desk. Wouldn't like to be on my feet all day, but it is nice to switch to standing for a couple of 10-20 min chunks every day.
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Sigurd the Mighty@MightySigurd21 Jan 2023
I am so tired of living like it's the 1600s. Can I afford eggs at the market? Are my friends gonna die in the plague? Puritans coming for my sinful lifestyle. I want some modern problems. Modern Problems
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Lassie, Underdog, Pizza Dog, Astro, Beethoven, Clifford, Lady and the Tramp...
Damien Scott (@MadScientistFF) profile pictureDamien Scott
@MadScientistFF11 Jan 2023
Scooby Doo isn't available, Can you name another Famous Dog?
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Just finished Pitch Perfect playing in the background while I work. Might take a while to get used to it being acapella, but I'll be having a blast with everyone randomly singing mashups all the time...
cah (@MISSYOUDEAN) profile picturecah@MISSYOUDEAN8 Jan 2023
i would go for free tbh
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JNCO
Damien Scott (@MadScientistFF) profile pictureDamien Scott
@MadScientistFF12 Jan 2023
Without saying your age, Name a Clothing Brand that was popular when you were in High School.
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Either? Why not both? Even small malls are relatively large. Avoiding them won't be that difficult.
RDCworld (@RDCworld1) profile pictureRDCworld
@RDCworld18 Jan 2023
Would You Rather Be Trapped in a Mall for 24hrs With a Silverback Gorilla or 5 Black Mambas?
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Yep. I only play because the league is a bunch of cousins and uncles that I'd rarely hear from otherwise since we are geographically separated.
Dan WHENESOTA (@WHENESOTA) profile pictureDan WHENESOTA@WHENESOTA6 Jan 2023
To me, playing fantasy football for money only is missing something. You gotta have the relationships too. But that's just me.
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Heard this song on one of the Sirius Christmas channels recently and wondered when Swift was on Phineas and Ferb? youtube.com/watch?v=mN3rDTAd…
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Turns out she wasn't. She just independently wrote a song that was exactly what she would have sung if she were on Phineas and Ferb. @DanPovenmire should get a cut of those royalties...
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13 years is too long. #MNTwins
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Elon Musk right now is like if Elmer Fudd bought a website of Bugs Bunnies
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