🍁The Prodigal Spade🍁 (@colonelstarling) header
🍁The Prodigal Spade🍁 (@colonelstarling) profile picture

🍁The Prodigal Spade🍁

@colonelstarling

the colonel’s little brother ♂+♂//24//boy//lads au stuff//proship: minors+antis dni//shotacon//i really like birds//nolite te bastardes carborundorum

 colonel xia’s quarters
notsafeforstrawpage.straw.page
Joined March 2026
  • Tweets2.8K
  • Following240
  • Followers401
2KMedia
Photo by 🍁The Prodigal Spade🍁 (@colonelstarling)Photo by 🍁The Prodigal Spade🍁 (@colonelstarling)Photo by 🍁The Prodigal Spade🍁 (@colonelstarling)Photo by 🍁The Prodigal Spade🍁 (@colonelstarling)Photo by 🍁The Prodigal Spade🍁 (@colonelstarling)Photo by 🍁The Prodigal Spade🍁 (@colonelstarling)Photo by 🍁The Prodigal Spade🍁 (@colonelstarling)Photo by 🍁The Prodigal Spade🍁 (@colonelstarling)Photo by 🍁The Prodigal Spade🍁 (@colonelstarling)Photo by 🍁The Prodigal Spade🍁 (@colonelstarling)
hi hi welcome ! i’m spade and i’m bad at intros, but i hope we can be friends ! i draw and write for a lads au i made called the chip!au, short for “the-chip-that-makes-him-worse” (working title). it’s pretty much all i do. here’s a thread with all my art + writings + strawpage
Image from 🍁The Prodigal Spade🍁 (@colonelstarling)
2
41
10,762
i need a mysterious rich benefactor who wants nothing from me to anonymously send me a little money every week so i can buy groceries and just draw everyday jesus if you can hear me please be merciful
Image from 🍁The Prodigal Spade🍁 (@colonelstarling)
2
12
248
a guy can dream, a guy can fantasize.
22
imagining,,, colonelspade “hate” sex, spade is oddly pent up and keeps egging caleb on intentionally trying to get him to make the first move. sure spade could do it himself, but this was he can have deniability in his head when he ends up bruised and bloody.
1
10
155
caleb doesn’t go unscathed either. spade is a big hair puller. loves leaving deep scratches across caleb’s back and arms. on these occasions, it’s like watching two angry dogs have a go at each other. it’s some of the most satisfying sex the two of them have together.
Image from 🍁The Prodigal Spade🍁 (@colonelstarling)
3
72
god i wish i had more time to draw all i wanna do is draw gross aaaart,, the economy is preventing me from drawing skull fucking and it’s a damn crime
14
329
i can go back to my regularly scheduled grossness now current piece i’m working on is probably gonna have to be via poipiku link again, it miiiight be a bit much for twitter. another angst animation is scheduled for after
Image from 🍁The Prodigal Spade🍁 (@colonelstarling)
1
14
284
🍁The Prodigal Spade🍁 retweeted
gigi :p (@vncntvlntnluvr) profile picture
gigi :p@vncntvlntnluvrNov 4
TALAFREAKOOOOO
17
5,387
30
27,929
171,196
YEE HAW FUCKERS LETS GO BLEXAS LETS GO 👏👏👏 IM BUYIN THE NEXT ROUND OF T SHOTS FOR THE HOUSE YAPPAAAA
Image from 🍁The Prodigal Spade🍁 (@colonelstarling)
9
4
75
797
IN PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAAAAAN WHERE TONIGHT WE ARE ALL BLUE
7
107
i’m sorry yall gotta deal with me political vague posting tonight, big things happening in texas rn, i’ll be back to gross on main once they call texas
8
45
648
you don’t understand, i have been praying on abbotts downfall for so long now. yall know how i feel about the word hate but i can say without a shred of doubt that i have hate for that man
10
84
🍁The Prodigal Spade🍁 retweeted
hot dam historian 🦅 (@hotdamhistorian) profile picture
hot dam historian 🦅@hotdamhistorianNov 4
everyone in texas is getting gender reassignment surgery tomorrow
111
8,522
251
69,892
771,414
🍁The Prodigal Spade🍁 retweeted
caro ☠︎︎ (@swaggycarooo) profile picture
caro ☠︎︎@swaggycaroooNov 3
if texas turns blue i’m fucking oomf
139
2,383
555
20,873
460,191
i know i’ve collected a few texans here, yall also have the texas pledge unfortunately memorized from grade school ? it was such a weird experience moving here and every morning class opening with everyone reciting it texas every morning with the pledge of allegiance
2
10
474
that’s one of my irl group’s favorite bits when we hang out with non texans, everyone starts reciting the pledge at the same time as the out of stater stares on in horror why is this state a cult
1
2
78
HoNoR tHe TeXaS fLaG i pledge allegiance to thee texas one state under god one and indivisible every morning for 5 years
1
74
🍁The Prodigal Spade🍁 retweeted
🔞Nico_Xia 🔞 (@nico_xia34) profile picture
🔞Nico_Xia 🔞@nico_xia34Nov 4
To all my new followers, this is what you’re getting yourselves into. (All perverts welcome) #sparklecalebsparkle #councilmancalebcangetitanyday #councilmancaleb
Image from 🔞Nico_Xia 🔞 (@nico_xia34)
1
11
67
670
🍁The Prodigal Spade🍁 retweeted
valval🥩 (@evilvalebxiaa) profile picture
valval🥩@evilvalebxiaaNov 3
cyberpunk h4ck3r valko 🐺🌐 #ValkoIsLoved
Image from valval🥩 (@evilvalebxiaa)
Image from valval🥩 (@evilvalebxiaa)
Image from valval🥩 (@evilvalebxiaa)
Love and Deepspace (@Love_Deepspace) profile pictureLove and Deepspace
@Love_DeepspaceNov 3
Love, the Uncoded Variable. Trailer of New 5-Star Interactive Memory Series [Rebooting Dreams] Released! 💫Follow @Love_Deepspace and Repost for a chance to win $50 (5 winners)! 🤖Event Duration: From 05:00 on Nov. 6 to 04:59 on Nov. 24 (Server Time) You can select three out of the five event-limited 5-Star Memories: [Xavier: Program Fallacy], [Zayne: Shattered Simulacrum], [Rafayel: Synced Drowning], [Sylus: Paradox Vector], and [Caleb: Oneiric Protocol]. The drop rate of the 3 Memories you selected will be significantly increased. Each time you obtain a 5-Star Memory, there's a 75% chance it will be one of the three Memories you selected. *Notes: 1. During the event, you can change your selected Memories at any time. If you obtain a 5-Star Memory in a wish, there's a 25% chance that it will be an unselected Memory or a permanent 5-Star Memory. 2. After the event ends, the five event-limited Memories will not be obtainable through other means and will not enter the permanent Wish Pool: Xspace Echo. 3. The Wish event features Precise Wish and a pity system. For more details, please check the in-game rule page. 🤖Your Choice! Dual Endings in Kindled Unknown process triggered. Your future with him is in your hands. Your choices in the Kindled story will lead to different endings. 🤖Limited Gift: Cumulative Wish Rewards During the event, after making a certain number of Wishes, you can claim various rewards: Universal Decal [Synth Fracture], Deepspace Wish: Limited*20, His [Memory-Themed Outfits], selectable [Event-Limited 5-Star Memory], and more. *The cumulative rewards are only available during this wish event. 🤖Limited-Time Memory Growth Bonus During the event, by completing the growth tasks of the event-limited 5-Star Memories, you can claim various Upgrade and Ascension Materials. When the event-limited Memories reach Rank 1, you can claim the [Special-Colored Memory-Themed Outfit] for the corresponding love interest. 🤖Special: Memory-Themed Outfit Bonus Each Memory-Themed Outfit Set and Special-Colored Outfit Set contains the corresponding love interest's Outfit and two Accessories. All can be used separately. 🤖Illusio Feature Available The [Illusio] feature for your 5-Star Memories' Kindled moments will be available during the event for free! Recreate kindled moments with him. Note: When he has dual appearances in Kindled, data for both looks can be saved independently! *More content will be released with the version update. Please stay tuned! ——— 🪐Official Discord: discord.gg/Z7h2hTnUMV 🪐Download and Log in Now: loveanddeepspace.onelink.me/… #LoveandDeepspace #RebootingDreams
115
2,281
34
10,456
67,874
i’ll draw it sometime soon but lovely oomf nico drew android spade last night when we were talking about the banner so now i’m thinking,, c!au edition of the banner, roles sorta swapped between caleb and mc. spade lacks an evol so every time he’s injured caleb fixes him himself.
2
14
242
parts are repaired, limbs are swapped, all to keep him whole and safe. but it’s the ship of theseus paradox. is he really the same brother he was before once all his parts have been replaced ?
3
57
Load more