introducing
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tl;dr
1/ runway is now cfo.ai
2/ you can hire @arithecfo and he can start TODAY
3/ you can give @arithecfo a test drive by replying to this thread with any ridiculous thing you want him to model for you, and he'll come back to you with a beautiful, detailed, fully wired financial model
... in 30 minutes or less
now, story time:
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Congratulations @ali_moiz and @mecolalu on your book launch! And just so we're 100% clear - for anyone curious, I was not the clown that blew up the OpenAI deal!
3 Startups, 40 Pivots: How to Not F****G Give Up launches TODAY 🚀 labor of love writing this w/@mecolalu and @scribemediaco
Story from the book below on how we missed out on investing in OpenAI at a $20B valuation 3 years ago (they're valued at $780B today) 👇
What did you get done this week, Scott?
Blake Commagere retweeted
Heartbreaking to watch.
If you are not completely outraged by an American citizen being executed point blank by a terrorist organization you are anti-American
Rachel Goldberg-Polin: "Ok sweet boy, go now on your journey. I hope it's as good as the trips you dreamed about because finally, my sweet boy, finally, finally, finally, finally you are free.
I will love you and I will miss you every single day for the rest of my life, but you're right here. I know you're right here. I just have to teach myself how to feel you in a different way.
And Hersh there is one last thing I need you to do for us. Now I need you to help us stay strong and I need you to help us survive"
My wife: Do you think I'm controlling sometimes?
Me: ... <pretending to be awkward> I don't... know how you want me to answer that...
W: Can you just be serious for a moment?
M: ...Do you _want_ me to be serious?
W: <sigh>
M:
Blake Commagere retweeted
What would it look like if you made making decisions about spending money in your company smarter and multiplayer?
That is what @blader is building.
Could you make 100 to 1,000 smarter decisions if you had Figma but for your finances?
youtu.be/liQjgV9ZT24?si=0iv3…
Blake Commagere retweeted
ladies and gentlemen, after a one letter hiatus, i am no longer a one-hit wonder
introducing noplace — #1 in the app store
Blake Commagere retweeted
excited to announce behind genius’s next chapter - an $8.9m fund II focused on investing in the best founder storytellers.
thank you to @agarfinks for sharing my story in Fortune, and to our LPs including @CendanaCapital, Mixi, GREE, @arashf, and @PankajKedia for their support.
and to the incredible founders we get to work with - thank you for letting me be part of your story!
Super blessed to get a chance to invest in @sama's new company from Day 1. #ProudInvestor
Blake Commagere retweeted
“I’m the good guy!” she thinks as she tears down a poster of a child who has been kidnapped by terrorists.
Honestly I didn’t think I could respect Harvard less than I did yesterday.
Harvard just announced the creation of an official "task force" -- not to help Jewish students facing calls for genocide from their fellow students, but to help the students *calling for genocide.* Harvard is beyond sick.
thecrimson.com/article/2023/…
Blake Commagere retweeted
Stonks is now becoming @sandhill_mkts 😎
Same BS content, more serious investing.
Announcing 2 new co-founders @StonkyOli (he's amazing, tech lead) and Sandy the Crane (dubious value, but team player).
Sandy was pitching earlier this week to @m2jr & @ericries 👇
Blake Commagere retweeted
Introducing Vault12 Guard - protecting the future of Web3 assets. Ensuring your Web3 assets are backed up and available for inheritance.
Now available in Apple iOS & Google Play stores.
More: vault12.com/vault12-guard/
@vault12 @NFT_NYC #NFTNYC #NFTs #inheritance #security
As always I am glad it is April 2nd and we can now all go back to believing everything we read on the internet.































