
syd | 22 | 🇧🇷🇺🇸 | 💜💙 your local vampire my looovvveee @parad0xspace
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CompletelyCleverName | C0MMS OPEN retweeted
reminds me of this post
one of the most fascinating ideas I've encountered recently is Chiastic Time
life isn't a story unfolding from beginning to end, but a pattern unfolding around a sacred center
mainly operating through coincidence and synchronicity, events separated by years reveal themselves as parts of a larger mandalic-like pattern
CompletelyCleverName | C0MMS OPEN retweeted
it's important that you sleep with all of your electronics as close to your head as possible
CompletelyCleverName | C0MMS OPEN retweeted
Yeah I’ll have the iced pumpkin cream shaken espresso and make sure the faggot makes it
CompletelyCleverName | C0MMS OPEN retweeted
the only thing worse than having a job is not having a job. and the only thing worse than not having a job is looking for a job. and the only thing worse than looking for a job is being 23 years old
i'm so sick of discord putting fuck ass ads above my lil profile thing
@discord i already pay 10 bucks a month why tf are there ads on my screen
CompletelyCleverName | C0MMS OPEN retweeted
Sandwiches that used to be $5 are $15. Cans of pop that used to be 50 cents are $2. The dollar menu is now the $3 menu. The $5 family size bag of chips is $9. Your free side of fries is somehow $5 now. And people will look you dead in the face and say it's a spending issue
CompletelyCleverName | C0MMS OPEN retweeted
Doorman I drew that people just love to repost without my permission. lol
CompletelyCleverName | C0MMS OPEN retweeted
ill be surprised and disappointed if this idea/joke actually hasnt been done before. whatever man.
CompletelyCleverName | C0MMS OPEN retweeted
She paws at you.
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