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I’m tired of being lumped into a group of hundreds of millions of people that look like me. Because, I am not just like them. I’m just like me.
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How is it possible that not one streaming service can download a number of episodes in any semblance of order? The one that’s always missing? THE FIRST ONE!!!!!
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If you have ever wondered which “team” I belong to, I will clarify it. I am on the team dedicated to people not dying.
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Post 1. The Paternal State’s Digital Overreach: Starmer’s Social Media Ban Risks Surveillance Creep While Ignoring Real Crises 15th June 2026 In a move billed as giving British children back their childhoods, Prime Minister Keir Starmer has announced a nationwide ban on social media access for under-16s, effective early next year. Framed as “Australia-plus” and building on the Online Safety Act, the policy targets platforms including TikTok, Instagram, Snapchat, YouTube, and others. It demands robust age verification, likely involving facial recognition, biometrics, or linked digital identities, with heavy fines for non-compliant platforms. Consultation responses, dominated by concerned parents, reportedly showed strong support. Yet this intervention, while well-intentioned in addressing genuine harms, exemplifies a deeper pattern: expansive government paternalism that substitutes bureaucratic control for parental responsibility, rests on shaky evidence, and risks normalising tools of broader surveillance. Britain is not alone. Australia implemented its under-16 ban in December 2025, prompting millions of account deactivations. Six months on, the results are sobering. Polling from the Molly Rose Foundation reveals that over 60% of 12- to 15-year-olds who had accounts beforehand still access restricted platforms. Many platforms took “no action” on pre-ban accounts, and a notable share of young users report feeling less safe due to migration to unregulated spaces. Workarounds, VPNs, shared devices, fake profiles, are routine. Enforcement challenges persist despite penalties up to tens of millions, underscoring a blunt instrument’s limitations against determined adolescents and adaptive technology. The Evidence Gap on Harms and Solutions Social media undeniably carries risks. Correlational studies link heavy use to increased anxiety, depression, body image issues, cyberbullying, sleep disruption, and exposure to harmful content. Surgeon General advisories and longitudinal data highlight vulnerabilities, particularly for girls and heavy users exceeding three hours daily. Yet causation remains contested. Youth mental health declines predated the smartphone era’s full bloom, correlating more robustly with family breakdown, economic insecurity, academic pressures, reduced unstructured play, and offline isolation. Large-scale randomised trials proving population-level benefits from outright bans are scarce. Some research indicates bans can displace users to riskier environments without addressing addictive design features or fostering digital literacy. Existing tools already empower families: device-level parental controls, family sharing accounts, content filters, and criminal laws against exploitation and bullying. Uniform, rigorous enforcement of these, alongside investments in family stability, community sports, and education reform, offers a targeted path. Instead, the ban erodes parental primacy by positioning the state as the ultimate arbiter of childhood, while creating a void. Removing structured (if imperfect) online spaces for learning, connection, and information access demands robust replacements: supervised activities, enhanced digital education, and economic policies supporting stable homes. Without them, unstructured time risks darker web corners or heightened resentment toward authority.
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“We are governed by theatre.” - @JasonAten Led me to (via Gemini) “Panem et circenses” - Juvenal
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The "right" to an attorney is less a right of the individual and more an inherent obligation of government to provide. We are all subject to the compulsory criminal jurisdiction of the state. If the state then wishes to accuse us of criminality (i.e., we did not volunteer it) then it has an obligation to ensure we are in the best possible position to defend our innocence if it does turn out that we are innocent. If you want to make the "labour of others" argument against this, you can, but then you have to accept that we need to remove the state's prosecutorial function. It's just categorically different from the so-called "rights" to health, housing, etc.
This is such a stupid point yet it's defended by seemingly serious intellectuals all the time; it's truly exhausting. There's an obvious category difference between a procedural right and a moral right.
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What is “leftover bacon”?
What do you do with leftover bacon? 👀
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Rugby is a game for all shapes and sizes. Depower the scrum anymore and you may as well watch a rugby league match. It will destroy the community game if there is no place for your good old fashioned type of prop. Keep meddling with the game and you will destroy it.
🗣️ "That was just horrible. All those people that came to watch that game and on TV, it was disaster." 🤜🤛 Matt Williams: Springboks performance was 'masterful' but World Rugby must depower the scrum after Ireland 'disaster'. planetrugby.com/news/matt-wi…
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Remember thanking people for the RT?
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I’m probably one of a few now who doesn’t believe in hate speech and therefore doesn’t care what people say or sing. Of course you can only hold this position in an environment where everyone gets to say whatever they like no matter how hateful it may be. Unfortunately we live in a country where someone calling people on a beach monkeys is prosecuted, bankrupted and ultimately pushed into an early grave, whereas others get to chant about killing farmers, who are then subjected to those very killings, with impunity. We’ve chosen two sets of rules and two tiers of justice so we don’t get to have principled positions anymore. All bets are off.
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“How did we come to the point where massive public funds are invested in building & maintaining a network of part-time trails used mostly by part-time gig workers? How do we justify the specialized winter crews that plow & salt mostly empty bike trails?” thestar.com/politics/politic…
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Why can’t streaming services download shows in order? Nothing quite like settling down on a flight to watch a show and the first episode is missing because, wait for it, it didn’t download first!
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Just at a coffee shop (counter service) where the standard tip options were 15, 20, 25 and an unbelievable 30%
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“Vegan Leather” When you’re trying to pretend it’s not (fossil fuel) plastic.
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Asking? Asking for a friend?
We’re asking the very wealthiest to profit a little less off their capital gains — to pay their fair share — so we can reinvest it in the middle class.
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WhatsApp down for anyone else?
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Let’s be clear. Any airport where the wait for security or immigration is more than 15 minutes (30 minutes total) is demonstrating a complete lack of proper management and organisation.
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Somebody needs to explain why the low water warning on a bean to cup coffee machine isn’t above the level of the largest cup that said machine can produce. #firstworldproblems
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Baggage belts/carousels work so much better when everyone stands back at least 1.5 metres. #peopleareidiots
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Why is iCloud Private Relay so slow in updating your location? Travel from one country to another and it stays on the previous country for a very long time. Quite annoying when you’ve just arrived and need local info. cc @stephenrobles @HilliTech
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Our political system and resultant economic situation can be summed up by the following proverb: Give a man a fish and you’ll feed him for a day. Give a man someone else’s fish and he’ll vote for you.
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