Wait for it

when superintendent chalmers asks skinner what's in the kitchen that's sort of a teichoscopy

do you think Allison and Sondra..... nevermind........

just got banished from Provo bc the mayor's nephew didn't want to tell me where Tom's Crossing is

just used The Spin to give myself an orchi

Say what you will about Araki's art, he was in The Louvre and you weren't

imagine a steam game you want has an AI disclosure at the end that says they had an AI torture nexus running on a separate computer throughout development. not connected to the internet or doing anything important. just sitting there feeling simulated pain. do you still buy?

explaining to new parents that by not adopting they have violated the categorical imperative

all this h3h3 business is a real shame

is it just me or does he kinda sound like Xavier when he says "I'm confused. Help me out here "