2 parts taylor swift + 1 part willie nelson + a dash of karl marx. bpd. weed enjoyer. leftist.
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Regular reminder that nobody in your HR department gives a flying fuck about you & is only there to protect company interests! They’re the cops of the workforce & just like cops, they have no redeeming qualities. Just dead-eyed lizard people who were too dumb to get real jobs.
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So all this controversy because some wop decided to be stupid and dramatic?
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I had a Diet Mountain Dew yesterday and one today. I'm sure they will call that racist.
*actively jamming my fist into the bag for another handful* “all these skittles are making my jaw hurt”
The way this shitty tweet is cut off makes it look like Biden interns are stopping tweets mid-sentence to mimic Joe's speaking patterns
FUN FACT: November 22, 1963 in Dallas, TX was the last time a President had to step down because his brain was too fucked up
out: the fourth of july, celebrating americas independence from england
in: the third of joe-ly, celebrating americas independence from joe biden
the joe biden @E1podcast ep is a lot less funny now that joe isn’t even THAT coherent
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BREAKING: A barge has hit a bridge in Galveston, Texas, partially collapsing a rail line and closing the only road to a small island. apnews.com/article/bridge-ba…
