How do I tell these spam texts that I’m not voting early on purpose because the location is incredibly inconvenient and my polling place is incredibly convenient
Drink every time it’s clear that @kylesockwell is holding himself back from yelling with excitement
super professional caitlin retweeted
Need some inspiration for your Halloween costume this year? Look no further! #spirithalloween #halloweencostumes
You are incompatible!!!! All of you on this show!!!! Why did you go on Love Is Blind!!!
Except Rob and Michaela, I love you and you’re perfect.
Why would Aneha say oh hello my mom said no and then get confused when he asks if they should break up
I don’t believe that Mitt Romney watches Love Is Blind but I do believe that Obama watches it and I think he laughed at the Obama impression.
“Young Money, Nicki Minaj! We are at war.”
Donald Trump is considering Nicki Minaj as the new Press Secretary, replacing Katie Zacharia.
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Watching the Love Is Blind UK reunion makes me wonder how radiant Cuba and saltine Ryan even got together
















