the last of the free spirits, self-professed poets, and masters of all things love 🦋
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Niggas try to holla at you anywhere I’m at the ballot trying to save my family bitch
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ok but can you all teach your kids to say "trick or treat" again before next year because the amount of thousand yard stares we received while handing out candy was kind of freaky
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out of all the writing I’ve encountered about raising little kids, I think this is the piece I’m most grateful to have read
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A young chav lad just knocked on the door and said "Trick or Treat?" I said "What have you come as?" He said "A werewolf." I said "But you haven't got a costume on, you're just in normal clothes" He said "Well it's not a full moon yet is it, dickhead?" 🙄
beyoncé’s BM retweeted
“I got a pocket full of money, who the fuck hoein’?” is such a excellent call to action
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I love all the children equally on Halloween but have a special place in my heart for the ones who linger in my doorway trying to look around my house. They are the gossips of the future!
