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london馃珯
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do you know how people say british food is bad? i disagree! whenever someone is visiting from abroad i insist we must go to a Wetherspoons to get 3 small plates. i tell them it鈥檚 quintessentially british. we get nachos, chicken bites, and cheesy chips. i always have a great time!
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got asked if you can listen to music while doing tai chi and i said no but if you must chinese instrumental but if you don't like that classical but then i realised if listening to music means you'll practise i should say yes so i said actually yes, listen to music and practise!!
out late with my online buddy, we saw young people out and he said it鈥檚 nice seeing young people out. the kids are alright. we went to the smoking area and saw young people smoking and he said it鈥檚 nice seeing young people smoke. it鈥檚 almost healthy. the kids are alright
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there's a new guy at tai chi class, same age and same height as me. also kinda looks like me except he's white. he moved to london to do tai chi. what kinda weirdo does this?? (besides me ofc. it's normal when i do it)
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i like using the receipt of the book i bought as a bookmark. how bad is this for my health?
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haven't been to many gigs but was at one tonight and there was a girl dancing in front of me and she was way too close but then i realised oh! so i poked my friend beside me and smiled at him and i did this three times and every time i did the girl looked back at the same time...
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going out tonight. friend trusts my judgement on where to go. i've never been out late in london. what do i do???
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an 83 year old man in crutches finished my tai chi class and asked me if it's worth going and i said yes if you enjoyed it and then he asked if 30 days of tai chi will make him better and i didn't have the heart to tell him he won't get a six pack from tai chi
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when i do the form in tai chi class i get really sweaty. one of the teachers put his hand on my chest to do some testing and he was like eww why are you so sweaty??
i can't help it! it's my chi! it's making me leak! my chi is leaking out!! 馃槶馃槶
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standing on the tube halloween night in my blue onesie. it's half full and i look around. the scariest thing i see is everyone is wearing normal clothes. not a single person dressed up besides me
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went to an EA party and i couldn't give out all my cookies since 90% were vegan. this was so disappointing. like am actual nightmare. i can't believe i made this rookie mistake. i'm a failure...
