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🇩🇿🇰🇵@yovnvssOct 27
Replying to @ZaMiruDekubzb8
Ça c’est du plot twist
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Kazama🇫🇷🤝🇧🇷@kazama_frOct 24
T’es japonais et c’est la réunion parents-profs mais papa est encore au travail du coup c’est ta mère qui t’accompagne:
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@alanchesa95Jun 12
el 10 de haití cuando vea que en el cooling break les dan agua potable nitter.gq/Agusuarezz0/status/202…
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𝔸𝔹𝕂@213abkMay 15
Ça sera jamais aussi drôle que le brochet qui a dû dire à tous ses potes qu’il a vu Kaaris en showcase
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the cumpound
@TheCumpoundApr 26
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Arsenal French Club
@FrenchAFCApr 26
Des fois faut applaudir nos détracteurs ptdrrrr
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Pediavenir@Pediavenir7 Oct 2025
🚨🇫🇷 URGENT – Emmanuel Macron nomme Brigitte Macron Première ministre : « On a besoin d’un Premier ministre qui porte ses couilles. »
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@BastienFachan4 Jul 2025
Absolutely unhinged graphic
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@FanDuel4 Jul 2025
American Ben Shelton needed just 𝟭 𝗠𝗜𝗡𝗨𝗧𝗘 to finish his suspended match this morning 🫡 #4thOfJuly | #Wimbledon
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Axel@Axel_OM_18 Jun 2025
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Équipe du Maroc
@EnMaroc31 May 2025
أشرف حكيمي يرفع كأس دوري أبطال أوروبا والعلم المغربي يرافقه في لحظة المجد 🇲🇦 Holding the Champions League trophy and wrapped in the Moroccan flag, Achraf Hakimi makes history 🇲🇦🏆 #DimaMaghrib
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RMC Sport
@RMCsport31 May 2025
🥹 Marquinhos, la quête d'une vie, héros éternel de Paris.
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Paris Saint-Germain
@PSG_inside31 May 2025
CHAMPIONS D'EUROPE !! 🤩🏆
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Troll Football
@TrollFootball11 May 2025
Peak German humour
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@PercThaGoat3 May 2025
the monkey threw his hands up like “this nigga not doin shit” 😭😭😭
☻ (@oocculture) profile picture☻@oocculture3 May 2025
This orangutan learned to use stones as tools to open coconuts and decided to show his friends
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Shelt🇨🇲@shelveutgraille4 Apr 2025
Ehhh la moula
𝐂𝐀𝐌𝐄𝐑𝐎𝐍 🇲🇦 (@CameronRMA) profile picture𝐂𝐀𝐌𝐄𝐑𝐎𝐍 🇲🇦@CameronRMA1 Apr 2025
Je crois qu'on a jamais assez remercié Snapchat vrm
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vids that go hard
@vidsthatgohard9 Oct 2024
This belongs in the hall of fame 😭😭😭
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@TheCinesthetic5 Oct 2024
whats the funniest scene in film/tv show? like the one you can watch hundreds of times and still laugh about it
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Warren Sharp
@SharpFootball10 Aug 2024
how does the Seinfeld music fit so perfectly? 😳😂
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ARTE
@ARTEfr28 May 2024
« Il fallait attraper les gens, les arrêter et les passer à tabac » : l'occupation israélienne à Gaza et en Cisjordanie racontée par ceux qui l'ont vécue et pratiquée ⤵

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Dims@dimscity8 Apr 2024
Replying to @RatioProVerdon @repertoirememe
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