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anything i say here is banter. just jokes. nothing serious.

Joined March 2017
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Soundset Sunday 🔥
Guys, Soundset Sunday? Wow😭🔥
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You’re the last person who should be speaking because you’re well known for fucking around here in DBN. Maybe focus on clearing up your reputation first that concerning yourself w/ other ppl. 🫩✋🏾
I can bet there’s someone already Sensei’s DM offering to console him 😭😭
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Replying to @wastelandluv_
Wake it up. He was busy with Th*bani knowing very well he’s in a relationship. Loser
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Matoetoe 🇱🇸 retweeted
my favorite sex position is any of them. im just glad to be involved
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First link activity btw
Spitting drinks in each other’s mouth is nasty idc😭
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Literally my chat. Now on the space, Sensei kept saying he felt unheard and Lethabo just kept talking over him. At some point Lethabo was singing whilst he was speaking. Lethabo is very condescending.
I would've cheated on Lethabo too. Unezothe, uneshashalaza, he's classist, he's controlling
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Matoetoe 🇱🇸 retweeted
tjo i can’t imagine being on a space explaining myself to strangers
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Mysol ne a pusher bana ka weekend ko Fontcity.😩🥹Help dzadzy
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batho ba foncity , what happened & who’re they talking about ? 😔
That guy will never taste this event again 🤞🏾
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Ushilo umfana ukuthi he was never heard in the relationship, there was only one person talking 😁
Lethabo enjoys talking. I can just tell by the way he’s telling this story 😭😭✋🏽
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MySol will probably book that date out at Sun City next year lol
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let’s invest in diaries!!!
got dumped and all i can think about is how i drank this mfs piss
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Matoetoe 🇱🇸 retweeted
uyiyenze iMyFon
That guy will never taste this event again 🤞🏾
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Matoetoe 🇱🇸 retweeted
a million views on your crashout uno😭
1/ I genuinely don’t know how to begin explaining the extent of the betrayal I’ve experienced in my relationship. Simphiwe has confirmed that he’s been cheating on me with someone else throughout our relationship. And the more I learn, the more disturbing the details become.
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Foncity files will be upon us soon , be patient dear brothers and sisters 🙏
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Soft meat allegations? Oh I’d have to fuck everyone to prove it’s not real 😭
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Matoetoe 🇱🇸 retweeted
more seats than the ANC. we cheered 😁 #SpaceAt6ix
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A reng hot boy ya lena? Apparently they broke up in September
Replying to @LethaboMaluke24
I also have mine, should I post?😭💔Simphiwe a lil too crazy on this one. He would’ve had a better walk away had he decided to just stay quiet because he’s NOT a victim in any of this!
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These two will get back together.
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My whole tl has a purple circle 😭😭😭❤️
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