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Chicago, IL
Joined December 2015
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Greg Abbott
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We turning Greg Abbott into a Waymo
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Being a Cowboys fan is like having a terminal illness but not ever dying
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Pat McAfee after someone did an impression of him.
🤖 Made with AI
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"Here comes the Dallas Cowboys defense"
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Imagine watching the Chiefs and 49ers go to WAR and you gotta hear this bullshit at half time 😭😭😭
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Imagine your team losing by 20 at the half and now you gotta listen to Jay Z for 15 mins 😭😭😭😭😭
Jay-Z will be performing at the Super Bowl LXI halftime show 🚨
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The #Eagles offense in 2nd half -- 2026 season PPG -- 4.6 (32nd in #NFL) YPG -- 99.0 (32nd) Yards Per Play -- 3.6 (32nd) Pass YPG -- 60.6 (32nd) Net YPA -- 4.0 (32nd) 1st downs -- 4.8 (32nd) 3rd down % -- 27.8% (31st) 4th down% -- 0.0% (32nd) Red Zone % -- 33.3% (t-31st)
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Jalen Hurts now that he doesn't have a Hall of Fame offensive line, a top 2 WR room, an elite defense, a Hall of Fame RB and actually has to play like a top 25 QB
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Lmaoooooooooo I live fa this shit 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Lmfaooo bum
Ball game lol LFG!!!! Birds baby
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The Eagles took a 17-16 lead with 8 seconds left, but the Jaguars returned the kickoff and Cam Little hit a 57-yard FG as time expired. Final: Jaguars 19, Eagles 17. espn.com/nfl/game/_/gam… nfl.com/videos/can-t-m…
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LMAOOOO EAGLES
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Hope it was worth it. Bum.
𝗧𝗥𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗜𝗡𝗚: A driver has come forward on TikTok claiming that Dak Prescott got him fired over his viral moment calling Dak's performance embarrassing. You can hear the pain in his voice 😔💔
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YO FERG IS WIDE OPEN
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People who should be unemployed tomorrow morning: Brian Schottenheimer Daron Bland Jake Ferguson KaVontae Turpin Christian Parker
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Dak Prescott is the only QB in the league expected to play at an MVP level & carry his team EVERY single week. Bad defense? Dak’s fault. INT off a receiver’s hands? Dak’s fault. Special teams fumble? Dak’s fault. Dropped pick-six? You guessed it, Dak’s fault.
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Netanyahu
Jake Ferguson was ready to go home
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Daron Bland and Jake Ferguson
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