( *🔥 ) ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ❝ I 𝙠𝙣𝙤𝙬 the good I can do ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ outweighs the 𝙗𝙖𝙙.
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‘s snowin’ outside, so i can’t go out for a fly like i wanted. don’t wanna ruin anyone’s day by melting it all, even unintentionally.
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aw cap, you’re checkin’ in on me! all’s good in johnnyville, just busy as hell. think you and your avenger pals can take some of our bad guys for a week?
Grocery day is never something Johnny looks forward to. He always gets the wrong brands, and then is promptly yelled at for it despite the fact that it’s never on purpose!
. . .Okay, maybe that’s not entirely true. But to be fair, that was only once, and it was a hilarious +
focused solely on said list— so as not to get another lecture on the difference between Hidden Valley’s ranch and Kraft’s— which means he’s not paying as much attention as he should to watching his step. On his quest for condiments, he bumps into someone.
“Hey, my bad. I +
wasn’t looki— What the hell?!”
Upon looking up, he sees a familiar face. They’ve never met in person, but a certain pal of his has showed him plenty of pictures.
“@FELlNETHEFT? You’re not here to rob the place, are ya? It’s kinda my day off. . .”
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♡ ❛ 𝓣he thing about the 𝓒at ,
⠀⠀𝓢he never leaves empty - handed .
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˗ˋˏ 〝 FELICIA HARDY 〞 ˎˊ˗
⠀ ⠀𝗲𝗮𝗿𝘁𝗵-𝟲𝟭𝟲 𝗯𝗮𝘀𝗲𝗱 , 𝗺𝗮𝘁𝘂𝗿𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗺𝗲𝘀 .
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