My Drink? My Diet Dr. Kelp!?

because i don’t post pics

man i don’t blame strippers at all like this is so crazy 😭

the way this man just crashed his motorcycle into the back of this man’s car omg

now what is kirk franklin doing on pour minds lmfaoo

i wish i could find this cute

is it just me or does netflix not have trailers anymore? just a 60 second clip of the movie

i wish my brother and nephew lived closer. i wanna be on uncle duty so badly

haven’t smoked in over a month. it absolutely has not been worth it.

y’all don’t pay my singing videos no mind up here, but i posted this everywhere else so why not lol

i really do have a pretty singing voice. love that for me.

i wish i could lay down beside you, when the day is done and wake up to your face against the morning sun but like everything i’ve ever known, you’ll disappear one day so i’ll spend my whole life hiding my heart away

i been tryna ignore it but this iphone 18 pro is glitchy as hell tbh

i deadass talk about high speed railroads at least 3x a week and i’m not joking. we need less people on the roads tbh

some shit happened a few weeks ago with this lady at work, to the point everyone was telling me to go to HR about her but i didn’t… found out this morning she got fired anyway 😂 karma a bitch ain’t it?

working in healthcare IT is so funny. helped the pharmacist get her computer camera fixed and she gave me a ‘late trick or treat bag’ as a gift i opened it and it’s extra strength tylenol, two bottles of benadryl, 120pk of eyedrops and hella liquid IVs 😂

i just had the longest fucking day man, like literally walked in the house sweating from exhaustion.. and here come this cat screaming at me as soon as i walk in the door. i’m definitely not ready for kids

hate hate hate moving on other people’s time

i know i look so insane crying laughing in public like this