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Dracula’s gay cousin | I LOVE #BEEFLEAF | 🔞 and gay as hell | art + wwm + danmei

 Beefleaf Hell
Joined January 2021
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Damn this blew up kinda. If you want to see more beefleaf follow me I don’t post ever but I’m in beefleaf hell and need more people in here
count fagculaa | they/them (@countfagculaa) profile picturecount fagculaa | they/them@countfagculaaNov 5
He xuan you fake idgaf-er I saw you repairing that fan when you could have just given him a random one. What’s in there huh? Your ashes? Gay ass fish
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mia.@dreamsickang3lNov 6
they say “speak of the faggot” when I walk in a room
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meru ♡ bflf lovebot 🌷 (@kayanyildiz_) profile picture
meru ♡ bflf lovebot 🌷@kayanyildiz_Nov 6
matching with your bestie but make it depressing 💅
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pawle@lofrotomyNov 5
"you follow gooner accounts" THATS COOMF
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ruhzie@jeonvampzNov 5
all that freaky talk was fake babe put your clothes back on im asexual
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The concept of calling he xuan “he-jie or ming-jie” in fics even tho “ming yi” ascended after sqx.. I mean I would also call a goth baddie jie jie every time I got a chance I’m not complaining, sqx and me are the same
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Also sqx acts more like a jiejie since she pays for he xuan meals… LMAO… give me scenarios where sqx trieds to get hx to call them Jie Jie (I like to think sqx was born at dawn and hx was born at dusk)
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bug ⭐️@hudconingsNov 6
“1 like isn’t a lot” imagine reading one fic on ao3 right now
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🔞v@monstrdaddynsfwNov 5
saying i’m wet ❌ saying i’m bricked up ✅ (i don’t have a penis)
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૮ ◞ ⸝⸝ ◟ ྀིა (@sleeplyease) profile picture
૮ ◞ ⸝⸝ ◟ ྀིა@sleeplyeaseNov 5
woah woah ladies men people everybodyyy one at a time pleasee
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I think all danmei couples (canon or not ) should have a bath scene. Wangxian broke the tub and hualian fucked in one. Beefleaf probably has something crazy going on since hx can control the water, and I guess someone balls are being shaved in another scene
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Beefleaf bath scene tagged with inappropriate uses of water powers 🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️frottage 🕯️🕯️ Cardiophilia 🕯️🕯️🕯️ and what ever crazy shit they get to when it’s just them two
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Guys I’m drawing okay, I’m drawing. Also fuck hx for laughing at sqx’s willingness FUCCCK YOU
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fumes@heisfumesNov 5
her boobs light up my world call that areola borealis
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Me with pei shui (peiming x Shi wudu) like what… omg… your mind is so big brained..
blazer (@vsprincey) profile pictureblazer@vsprinceyNov 4
First hearing about a ship I’ve never considered
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He xuan you fake idgaf-er I saw you repairing that fan when you could have just given him a random one. What’s in there huh? Your ashes? Gay ass fish
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💿@kyoart777Nov 5
#beefleaf #tgcf
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It’s good that shi wudu’s statues are beheaded. He can’t see, can’t hear, and can’t speak about beefleaf post canon. A kiss can happen in front of the statue and he will never find out lmao
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