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Joined January 2021
the war on drugs is a complete bust. the government tried everything from rounding up drug dealers to incarcerating entire ethnicities for possession of a small amount of drugs
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I could see myself living in my parent's basement programming all day, building GIFs, uploading them to Imgur, and making friends via these... social media connections
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Im euphorically upset
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i need to get out in nature and feel the elements on my skin
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would you like to know me? I like to imagine I am sophisticated, witty, collected, learned, well-read, well-dressed, well-brought up, well-loved by others, well-liked by myself. Sometimes I even succeed
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Sucking on your thumb
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DM me if you wanna come hangout and say hi
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i want to live in a world where im happy and safe even if its just a distant dream
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lol how the human brain imagines the world around it to be different when in fact its the same old same old
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id like to get relatively drunk and forget all about the past and go on a wandering hallucinogenic journey
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the problem with superstition is thats its about as accurate an indicator of human nature as can be imagined
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enjoying my newfound rightness
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fuck it im Dan II
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you can retreat to your room and live out your fantasies of becoming a famous novelist, played on the big screen, or that gorgeous woman you admire so much, but you better prepare for the likelihood that some day some underemployed loser will show up at your door
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one of the saddest things about life is how so many of us willingly submit to arbitrary authority to begin with
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good evening my dear audience I entwine the stars in my hair to create a porpentine sphere
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walking around in all black is a reflection of both my inner turmoil and an expression of my inner badass
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I/We/Are in cahoots/Till we break up/Till we're done/Till we both cry/Till we both drift apart
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should i change clothes for a tweet or two?
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when i watch television i become infinitely more "aware" of the universe & people I know today
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