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MOTION SICKNESS: VOL. 1
My debut album
November 9
Pre-save now❄️: orcd.co/cozyctrl-motion-sick…
i was there. it was iconic
imagine having to do this everytime u wanna eat out lmao wtf
- Terminas de cenar.
- Pides la cuenta.
- En la carta tu hamburguesa costaba 20$.
- En el ticket pone 22,50$.
- Los impuestos no están incluidos en la carta.
- Le das tu tarjeta de crédito.
- Se la lleva.
- Vuelve a los 5 minutos con 2 tickets y un bolígrafo.
- Empieza el examen de matemáticas.
- Tienes que añadir la propina a mano.
- Te sugieren un 18%, 20% o 25%.
- Menos del 18% es un insulto personal.
- Calculas el 20% para no quedar como un miserable.
- Haces la suma total.
- La escribes a mano en el ticket.
- Firmas.
- Tu hamburguesa de 20$ ha costado casi 30$.
- Sales pensando si habrás dejado poca propina.
Y tú solo tenías hambre.
Cozy ❄️ retweeted
Niggas with low IQ think if Nigeria quadruples her revenue today, it won't be stolen in quadruple proportion by the same politicians. Look at Lagos. All the money they generate, is it not still going into private coffers? How many problems have been solved over the years?
e get one crazy material my uncle give me. make i sew black native with am fess. the sugar daddy allegations go triple
