Cody

Sat in a bar in Vietnam and The LA's There she goes comes on. Scousers, worldwide.

If you can cross the city by foot in less than an hour it's the same fucking place.

Mighty Boosh have done a fine job. This is all I could see in this bleak story. Fair play.

Every top dick head in one place.

Can't believe I just had to say to a grown adult "crunchy isn't a flavour". Fuck me.

Just fucking ask if you can use the toilet. Breezing in and out like your Mr FuckingInvisible just makes me and every bartender think you're a rude cunt.

Stop eating wings with a knife an fork. Same goes for tacoa and burgers.

"I'll take a errrm..." You'll take fuck all sausage. You may have something if I don't think your an utter whopper.

Genuinely didn't realise Vodafone was still a thing till I just seen a Wimbledon ad... Thought they fucked off with one2one.

Found a pub where no one I know drinks. Fucking class.

At what age to folk decide socks an sandals combo is acceptable? Cos it's fucking not like.

Didn't take any dinner pictures but @wildflorhove is fucking outrageous. Food and service incredible. Nice one 🤘

Any Scouser allowing/encouraging this behaviour from their kids should be taken directly to Ken Dodds grave and told to sit there till they understand exactly what they've done wrong. All the while Gerry and the Pacemakers rings through their fucking ears.

PEOPLE = SHIT by Slipknot was written by someone who has worked in hospitality on Mother's Day 🤘

I don't even know what this is.

Sat in the sunny window at a local cafe sharing a bacon samich with the dog. Some start to a day off 😎

This is how 20 somthings look for a job. Fuck me. Get to absolute fuck.

Ever think that the furniture in a pub is in the place it is for a reason?...

Don't re arrange the pub so your massive fucking pram will fit. Ta.

Guinness alcohol free. Fucking decent you know.