@cptcapt
 Melbourne, Victoria
Joined August 2021
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Captain Johnno retweeted
Squizz@SquizzSTK55m
Barnaby Joyce wants to scrap the climate change department 🙄 Albanese says he'll back the science over One Nation, and Barnaby looks embarrassed when reminded that he supported renewables in government. "He was right then, and he's wrong now" #auspol #qt
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That dude front left would not look out of place if this picture was taken today.
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Captain Johnno retweeted
Tom the whistleblower@blowingtom25h
She asks stupid questions and when challenged gets defensive. This is why she rarely attends estimates. After 30yrs in and out of various parliaments, you’d think she’d have some knowledge. Apparently not.
stranger@strangerous106h
Pauline Hanson incoherently demands her claim that 94% of multicultural grants went to Labor seats be validated—then completely self-destructs when asked for a source. Watt: “I’m not sure where those figures came from. Have you calculated that yourself?” 🤣 Trainwreck.
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Don't stress Alex has called the police as he now knows a person's identity. But he also was going to find out everyone's identity when he became an "osmosis professional", then back in Feb the police gave Alex everyone's real identity. Me, still shit talking Alex 😘
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7:30 and we still don't know who the PM. Nostradamus aka Alex mensa and his great political opinions.
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Captain Johnno retweeted
stranger@strangerous1020h
David Shoebridge calls out Jillian Segal after she admits she failed due diligence with CAM—hosts of the antisemitism summit she’s speaking at—as Shoebridge reveals CAM awarded a racist US Republican who called for Gaza to "overflow with blood” Who is she partnering with? 🚩
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Captain Johnno retweeted
Aaron Smith
@aaronsmithOct 26
The price of electricity in Victoria’s state grid was lower than every other major economy for the first nine months of 2026, according to Rystad Energy. This will be devastating news for those who insist the exact opposite is happening.
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This is a bizarre picture. A book about a mass shooting and they're smiling. If this were ALP then we would have wall to wall coverage how it's antisemitism to smile while holding this book.
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This is a huge concern.
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Captain Johnno retweeted
Syrian Girl
@PartisangirlOct 26
The “only democracy in the Middle East”. Rabbi Jeff has even taught me more about Israel’s evil.
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While Alex is claiming he's sold the fibro shack, there's a new update with the ongoing NCAT case. On 7 October I said they withdraw the house from auction as there was no interest and the bank will foreclose. Look forward to doing some title searchs soon 👀.
Captain Johnno
@cptcaptOct 22
Alex can't handle his own words getting used against him. I've seen the DM's where he's claimed I manipulate his tweets, I don't, he just can't stick to a story. There aren't many people he trusts any more. He claimed he was going to win. What ever happened with NCAT?
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I thought these were meant to be anonymous but obviously this is @BrentHodgson and Sundae 😄 🤣 😂 😆
Fesshole🧻
@fessholeOct 25
Every morning my dog and I have a standoff on the way back home after the morning walk. He wants to go down the road where he once found a half eaten sausage roll, and I want to go down the parallel road where the mum in her dressing gown gives me a cheeky wave from her lounge.
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The world leaders will have a problem when the next government continues on the g-side, as the issue isn't just one leader, the country believes it's not going hard enough.
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You didn't get "hit by trolls" @wakewtfu people were asking you "why", your tweet has no substance no explanation as to why this is your opinion. Why is the RBA useless? What are they saying in their minutes after their decisions that are wrong? You make a blanket statement and now claim the experts agree with you 😄 🤣 😂.
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America fights so hard against socialism but yet funds Isnotreal $ billions a year so they get free healthcare, free schooling, subsidised rent etc etc.
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The first rule of Spider fight club is we don't talk about Spider fight club
RT@RT_comOct 25
PHILIPPINES CROWD GATHERS to WATCH SPIDERS FIGHT to DEATH — ‘SPIDER FIGHT CLUB’
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Royal commission into media should be the main priority.
Tom the whistleblower@blowingtom2Oct 25
Toning down the vitriol in parliament should start with the removal of question time on TV. It’s performative and the biggest “gotcha” of attack in our politics. Those in the house use it for a grab on the news cycle. It produces near zero positive outcomes.
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If Alex worked as hard on the house as he does trying to convince people things are actually happening there then this might be a possibility that Christmas 2049 the Bland design would be ready, it definitely won't be ready this year. Will come back to this at Christmas.
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Just got back my xray back the doctor said "we need to talk about the long and short of things" then proceeded to tell me my knee is smashed up. He started the conversation out so strangely.
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Captain Johnno retweeted
Mark@mark_melbinOct 25
Did Hell Freeze Over? Mark Kenny on #Insiders correctly points out it's not just Social Media that's to blame for Hate Speech, it's also the 'traditional' media. Murdoch (not named 🙁) has a long tradition of angertainment. #auspol #journalism #HateSpeech #HelenHaines
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