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aka Dave, of indeterminate age and whimsically variable geolocation. composer of pillow-biter sonnets, alpha sugardaddy ceo, magnet guru, and friend to berries

she/her 35+
Joined April 2016
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Replying to @justberryfornow
@justberryfornow made my bio for me the story of being called Dave below 👇
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🍻: watch me BLOW the competition 🍻: [loooong pause] 🍻: ...out of the water 🗣️: stop clip farming 🍻: mfer we're playing a FARMing sim 🍻: fine, I'll be upfront then 🍻: watch me give these townsfolk blowjobs! 🍻: now we don't have to clip it, cause it's stupid #pipsclips
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the littlest things make pipsqueaks happy #pipsclips
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Today's stream has had a lot of chestnut talk, which is funny, because I'm preparing to roast some lmao
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PaperBoat is coming...
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Crack'd retweeted
#Sontaris small story ch.5 (last update idk) Gonna be busy again..... My fav one so far - kiss -
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Berry is back and competing with me, I think she's winning in the backshot category. I'm hanging up my keyboard and word doc 🥲
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Crack'd retweeted
here’s some more fsfables antics… this time from gack and lil gacky 🙂‍↕️ #FSFables #Pipsclips
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we’re going back to the restaurant with this one— a bit of some day 1 antics 🎃 #FSFables #Pipsclips
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Ao3 fic of the day while it's down. 🎸🌿, Cass playing hard to get while totally wanting that vampussy. There's a ball, there's dancing and sexual tension, and there's bad decisions to be had. ellipsus.com/read/2ixbly0q2G…
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Crack'd retweeted
1 minute and 10 seconds of gale giving us game sfx just because 🤣 #pipsclips
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Ao3 fic of the day while it's down. 🕹️♈️❤️‍🔥, assassination attempt gone lewd (as someone in my DMs put it, which is the perfect summary) ellipsus.com/read/hRCb1e64cV…
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Alright ya freaks, here ya go. Now, this was written as a fem!insert, but there's no use of pronouns or detailed descriptions of readers genitalia in the body of the work. All that is stated is that they are wearing a dress. ellipsus.com/read/TKq6FktAnU…
Confession: two pipsqueaks jumped me and held me at gunpoint (i.e they BEGGED) to make a Demon!Gack/Reader Insert. I sent it to them on Halloween and wasn't thinking of putting it on Ao3, but if people are interested I can drop the link here?
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It's written suggestively, but there's nothing super explicit, everything is rather subtle. ...but it's totally monster fucking. Enjoy! I've enabled comments if you would like to leave one, but it's not necessary! ☺️
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I see he didn't include the part where it talks about him taking backshots from granny
Sexy people cant burp anymore I guess- fuck this earth man
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Confession: two pipsqueaks jumped me and held me at gunpoint (i.e they BEGGED) to make a Demon!Gack/Reader Insert. I sent it to them on Halloween and wasn't thinking of putting it on Ao3, but if people are interested I can drop the link here?
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most streamers are afraid of horror games most horror games are afraid of Gale Galleon #pipsclips
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this truly came from🍻soul like he has been planning for this hypothetical his whole life.... #pipsclips
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it's tough out here man sigh
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Crack'd retweeted
👁️👁️🫲-----------🫱 hmmmm #Vartisty #FernArt
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