carly they jepsen retweeted
we cant even read cherik fanfiction in honor of sir patrick stewart because ao3 is down for the next two to four weeks. what the fuck.
carly they jepsen retweeted
i lied, there’s no sex. now sit down, we’re doing all fetch quests in the hinterlands
carly they jepsen retweeted
I LOVE CLOUD GAMING PLEASE BUY BIOWARE @XBOX
I ALSO HATE DISCS PLEASE BUY BIOWARE @PlayStation
I LOVE TURN BASED COMBAT PLEASE BUY BIOWARE @larianstudios
I ACTUALLY JUST LOVE YOU WITHOUT MAKING LIES UP PLEASE BUY BIOWARE @CDPROJEKTRED
NOT YOU @Ubisoft
carly they jepsen retweeted
“go to hell” is basic. “i hope you get into bioware rpgs super late, EA gets sold to saudi arabia less than a year later, and then bioware is shut down completely and mass effect 5 is canceled" is smart. it’s possible. it’s terrifying. it's happened to me.
carly they jepsen retweeted
do not put me in charge in any situation cus i'll start running that shit like the navy and everybody will wanna die
carly they jepsen retweeted
People will do literal crack cocaine but God forbid I listen to Taylor Swift
carly they jepsen retweeted
daisy buchanan: aw fuck i accidentally killed my husband’s mistress. Well it’s a good thing that the only witness was the man who’s been all-consumingly obsessed with me for both of our adult lives
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