@crowjonah

it’s good that we’re here, I like earth. there are lots of different kinds of nice people.

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Joined November 2008
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a few months later, here’s my whole tiny poem, in case you, like me, have a company VPN that considers @BurialMagazine a threat. thanks again to ZH for publishing MOSTLY GOOD NEWS
Mostly Good News by Crow Jonah Norlander My son got run over by a car but only his foot which was fine except for the shoe which was made of glass

ALT Mostly Good News by Crow Jonah Norlander My son got run over by a car but only his foot which was fine except for the shoe which was made of glass

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ms rat 🐀@ratbitebaby10 Jun 2023
misogyny checkpoint: what’s the first tweet that shows up when you search “women” on your page ?
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@crowjonah17 Sep 2025
logging my flu shot on my fitness pal
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nobody’s texting me back or liking my ig post and I’ve got double vax shivers but it’s ok I’m ok don’t worry about me
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76ers and cavs making me giggle playing extremely yakety sax basketball
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feeling compelled to slather tapatío on something so you better WATCH OUT
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how I learned to stop worrying and love my achilles tendinopathy
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anyone wanna come out for a medium black coffee no room with me
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HAD@havehadhavehadOct 19
aaron & crow, hanging out, reading submissions...
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it’s cool when everyone’s on their own tip it’s just tough when you’re trying to be on the same tip
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oh no my automatic payment to the card on file didn’t go through? how unfortunate
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my love language is when people remember to address me along with aaron in their @havehadhavehad cover letter
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I take uppers with my downers (smarties and dumdums)
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when Mike D said "I'm a super ho" I felt that
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jk I'm so monogamous
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consider feeling interested instead of afraid
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just ate a chipton of shits
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insurance is all like "your 8 year old should be able to handle a tooth extraction without laughing gas 🤣"
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bro I couldn't help but notice you've been acting a little bit spiritually undernourished lately
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brewers radio announcer just said their pitcher threw a swinker
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HAD@havehadhavehadOct 14
☠️ 🎃 👻 call for spooky stuff tomorrow, from Aaron & Crow 👻 🎃 ☠️ • 800 words or fewer • for micros & poetry, up to 3 pieces (<800 total) allowed • open to all genre • Subs will open on Thursday, October 15 @ 4pm ET • Submissions capped at 200 havehashad.submittable.com/s…
Spooky HADtober Let's get spooky for October! Specifics: 800 words or fewer for micros & poetry, up to 3 pieces (<800 total) allowed open to all genre Subs will open on Thursday, October 15 @ 4pm ET Submissions capped at 200 💀 👻 🎃 — Aaron & Crow

ALT Spooky HADtober Let's get spooky for October! Specifics: 800 words or fewer for micros & poetry, up to 3 pieces (<800 total) allowed open to all genre Subs will open on Thursday, October 15 @ 4pm ET Submissions capped at 200 💀 👻 🎃 — Aaron & Crow

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