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Chris

@crubba

bland ambassador

 Brentford
Joined February 2009
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Elvis Presley died before ciabatta was invented
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Distinct memory of being a young child mad at my mum because she said it was impossible for me to get a flat top afro. Think I’d seen it in a kids’ book illustration. Had to settle for a Gary Rhodes
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half term is currently consisting of explaining to my white child at 8am why he can’t have nico williams’ hair
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Might have to #cop
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@tern_etOct 27
i made a wikipedia jacket
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No, I'm actually just trying to pay my rent
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Tough to see someone else living your dream
00 (@brand9ns) profile picture00@brand9nsOct 25
Recent eats
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Happy to announce that today’s featured article is once again a Gillingham F.C. season
Chris (@crubba) profile pictureChris@crubbaAug 25
Love that the featured article on Wikipedia varies so widely in specificity. Sometimes it’s “1998-99 Gillingham F.C. season” and sometimes it’s just “Well-being”
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Being at the airport will have you seeing religious headwear you could never conceive of
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Been busy out and about on holiday so just catching up with the news
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Noted
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Fuck it, huge splat emoji
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✖️ eri ² (@locknclaws) profile picture✖️ eri ²@locknclawsOct 12
what a useless fucking feature
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Imagining a guy who pronounces "payphone" as /pəˈfəʊni/ (pə-FOH-nee)
ari🤏🦐 (@arinomalocaris) profile pictureari🤏🦐@arinomalocarisOct 6
hungry drake: you used to call me on my calzone
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Today I used shampoo designed for the type of hair I have and it’s not a frizzy mess like usual
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Congratulations to your mum on being crowned the world uckers champion
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Or as they actually spell it in Australia, Alex de Mino
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Whiplash whenever I saw this one
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werner | 🐆🛰️ (@fermiidirac) profile picturewerner | 🐆🛰️@fermiidiracOct 4
making a tierlist of british city names based on how acceptable they would be to name your child
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Hearing the wind in the trees and the rustling of your clothes after your annual ear unblocking >>>>>>
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There are levels to this
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diskinsertion (@diskinsertionn) profile picturediskinsertion@diskinsertionnOct 5
greatest 4 track runs of all time
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Chic Brodie rolling in his grave
Scotland National Team (@ScotlandNT) profile pictureScotland National Team
@ScotlandNTOct 3
10' | A brief stoppage in play here as a dog is on the pitch. He's having a great time. Good for him. 🇲🇰 0-1 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
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There's definitely negatives about Wikipedia dropping the bar for noteworthiness, but it's all been worth it for "He claims to perform this routine every day of the year except Christmas Day"
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