Clarity retweeted
AI is pay to play now.
In 2025 I had a $20 Cursor sub and it was enough.
In 2026 I have three ChatGPT Pro accounts, a Claude Max, and a SuperGrok Heavy. $1,100 a month.
GPT 6 Astra is the best model I have ever used and it eats a full week of Pro usage in 4 hours.
Claude Code limits are about to drop another 17%.
The best models are behind a wall and the wall gets higher every month.
We are watching the permanent underclass get built in real time.
Least obvious Pre IPO industry plant
Account made in Jan 2026 😂
Clarity retweeted
Since no one was keen on answering this question, I've took it upon myself to build a PUBLIC Dune query which uses FOMO's fee router in order to calculate the total profitability of all active FOMO traders (SOL) in the past 90 days.
The numbers:
> Out of the 292,531 wallets traded through FOMO in the last 90 days, 18,033 of them are in profit.
> Only 6.16% of ALL traders in the last 3 months were profitable.
The median trader is down ~$120. As a group they are down $1.26 BILLION. Of the 6% who are green, 88% made under $100. Only 25 out of 292,531 wallets made more than $10K
Query is public and linked below:
dune.com/queries/8354772
For reference, a "wagering platform" such as Rainbet with a 1% house edge sits at ~37% user profitability over the same time span.
Clarity retweeted
One transaction and your fund is ready
Deploy on multiple chains and start trading immediately even with a small deposit, no approval process and nobody to ask for permission.
You set your own management fee and your positions go public from the very first trade, which means your track record starts building the moment you deploy.
81 managers already running funds on-chain… whose next?
Clarity retweeted
Maybe its time to create a RH fund on $GURU @thegurufund.
So, yall can caught plays same time with me like $slvr 30X and $flowr 5X n plenty more.
The last fund on $ETH went to 15X+ making every investors funds 1500% in profits.
Clarity retweeted
.: Robinhood Chain support is live
Guru funds can now be created and operated on Robinhood Chain, alongside Ethereum, Base and BNB. The same Lotus contracts are deployed there, which means the same permissionless and non-custodial architecture.
For gurus, the operational surface is unchanged. Deposits, withdrawals, trades, rebalancing, and at-will fee harvesting behave exactly as they do on every other supported chain.
Clarity retweeted
.: Guru funds are now programmable
We just shipped the Guru SDK and CLI, a JSON first toolkit for running Guru funds from code instead of the dapp.
The CLI builds quotes for every core fund action: deposit, withdrawal, harvest, trade, rebalance. It optionally simulates the route through Alchemy or Tenderly before you ever sign, then emits clean transaction JSON.
Here’s the part that matters. Guru never holds your keys and never signs anything. It builds the calldata. Your signer, whether that’s Privy, Turnkey, or whatever you run, signs and broadcasts. The trust boundary is explicit and it’s yours.
Point an AI agent at it (Claude Code, Cursor, anything) and it can operate a fund through structured commands, with you holding the keys the whole way.
Clarity retweeted
SDK and CLI for Guru funds ships next week
Everything you can do in the dapp, now scriptable. Manage your fund from the command line, wire it into your own systems, or build an agent on top of it that trades on your behalf.
You hold the keys the whole way. The protocol stays permissionless.
Clarity retweeted
.: Uniswap v4 support is now live
Every position now routes through v4 liquidity automatically, settling on the most efficient venue on-chain with nothing for you to configure.
Not a new dashboard. Not a setting to flip. Just better fills, working in the background.
🤖 Made with AI
Clarity retweeted
Data becomes research.
Research becomes conviction.
Conviction becomes allocation.
Plugging #Guru Funds into the $MESSY stack so AI agents can spin up, manage, and rebalance on-chain funds across ETH, @base, and @BNBCHAIN in one infra layer.
Building the rails for AI-managed funds with
$GURU x $MESSY.
@thegurufund @MessyVirgoCoin
Telegram social media intern is unhinged 🤣
if I had to look for a job on @LinkedIn I would fucking kill myself
Clarity retweeted
Our Lotus guru.fund/$MESSYBASED is now fully integrated into our app at app.messyvirgo.com/funds/mvf…. It’s still managed by humans, but new token screening is already underway, and our AI will soon start generating rebalancing proposals.
#GURU $MESSY #AI
Clarity retweeted
.: Solana build update
Token-2022 support is in. Guru’s new SOL contracts correctly handle tokens that charge transfer fees and run custom transfer hooks, so fund accounting stays accurate even on newer tokens where naive integrations break.
A growing share of new Solana launches use Token-2022, so this keeps Guru fund managers in the market that’s actually moving instead of stuck on legacy SPL.
Testing on the new contracts is going well, small bugs are being handled daily, and we’re in the final stages before the contracts would be ready for a final audit.
We will continue to update our supporters as it progresses
Clarity retweeted
.: Create a fund in one minute
No code. No dev team. No permission to ask for. Just your wallet.
Here’s the entire fund creation flow, real time and uncut. Every signature, every input, all the way to a live on-chain fund.
This is where the future of on-chain asset management is happening.
Clarity retweeted
.: Guru at a glance
The protocol is currently holding $327,539 in TVL, with 985,384 $GURU permanently removed from supply.
In the past 30 days, $88K of trading volume moved through and 19 new deposits opened.
Every number above is on-chain and verifiable.
More info on Solana coming this week…
Clarity retweeted
GM Gurus
An option to migrate current funds to the new lotus architecture is currently being tested and will be available soon. Upgrading will be done manually by the fund's guru and is fully optional.
Upgraded funds should see:
1) Faster transaction speed
2) Rebalance tool for gurus
3) At-will fee collection for gurus
4) Fully permissionless
This will not be a reversible process. We will share further details when testing is finished and it is available on the dapp.
🙏
Clarity retweeted
Solana is next.
We’ve been quietly building out the integration behind the scenes. Same fully on-chain, fully permissionless architecture, now meeting one of the fastest execution layers in crypto.
Solana funds are already live in private testing, and we’re getting closer and closer to the public release.
A new breed of fund managers is about to emerge on @Solana.
Clarity retweeted
MESSIER | Horizon Listing
@TheGuruFund is now live on Horizon 2.0.
Powered by community votes, $GURU is now enabled for compliance-first private transactions with built-in tax-friendly reporting for real-world use.
Thanks to everyone who voted! 👏
Start transacting privately at:
🟠 horizon.messier.app
MESSIER | Horizon
Did you know you can install Horizon as a fully functional app on your phone?
No App Store. No sign-ups. Fully anonymous.
Simply add it to your home screen on Android or Apple and it runs like a real app, separate from your browser.
Powered by advanced Progressive Web App (#PWA) integration, delivering a true native app experience.
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