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Long-term, continued momentum for Robinhood Chain requires that we successfully create protocols and products that integrate Stock Tokens for mass adoption, whether by financial institutions or directly by consumers. This is our number one goal at StonkBrokers, and it drives every piece of infrastructure we deploy. Itโ€™s all about the long game and executing on these developments at an extremely professional level. Get in.
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We have created a new type of token using Uniswap v4 hooks that we call a Pair Token. What is a Pair Token? A Pair Token is a fused, auto-compounding ERC-20 asset that combines two tokens into one. For example, stock tokens on Robinhood Chain could be fused into new tokenized assets: NVDA + TSLA = NVDATSLA AAPL + MSFT = AAPLMSFT Each Pair Token represents a proportional share of the full-range Uniswap v4 liquidity pool. So why mint these tokens? At any moment, anyone can call the compound function to reinvest the LP fees generated by the pairโ€™s trading activity back into the underlying asset since Robinhood Stock tokens also self multiply because of dividends we get a double compound effect. This creates a new financial primitive that behaves similarly to an LP position NFT, except it is fungible,tradeable , auto-compounding, and designed to grow its underlying holdings through trading fees. Since it is an ERC-20, it can be freely traded onchain, LPed, or even paired with a launchpad. A new type of token for a new type of exposure and strategy. Starting tonight, youโ€™ll be able to mint or redeem Pair Tokens for any pair on Robinhood Chain via the StonkBrokers website. Minting and redeeming are free, while compounding incurs a 10% fee on the LP fees generated, which is used for $STONKBROKER buybacks. We look forward to seeing a new line of products and protocols on Robinhood Chain using this new financial primitive. Only on Robinhood Chain, powered by Uniswap.
Introducing StonkBrokers Official V4 Hooks in collaboration with @Hookrfun Officially live at hookr.fun/stonkbrokers stonkbrokers.io Including our release of a major DeFi primitive, a new type of Tokenized Asset: Pair Tokens Only on Robinhood Chain Powered by @Uniswap
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NEW: @moonshot EXPANDS TO @RobinhoodCrypto CHAIN
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tomorrow.
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You didn't think we'd forget about the StonkBrokers family, did you?! We have a feeling @OxSimpleFarmer has a plan for these passes. Time will tell. Chair is Chair.
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StonkBrokers will provide the fair efficient infrastructure for Tokens, Stock Tokens and NFTs which we need to make the trenches sustainable long term, so we can use these early stages as a period where new developers and great teams can come in and have a fair chance to scale.
NFT swaps powered by Anvil AMM are available on @opensea.
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NFT swaps powered by Anvil AMM are available on @opensea.
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Shoutout to the everyone for the vouches and rating me a perfect 14/14 on @ethos_network very proud to be serving everyone who participates in my on-chain experiments on Robinhood. A high ethos and moral standard while developing is something I will never compromise on. Together we can change the perception behind crypto as whole into something we can all be proud of. app.ethos.network/profile/x/โ€ฆ
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Yesterday, the StonkBrokers ecosystem and distribution infrastructure grew again with the addition of Collector Crypt via The Card Wall. At this point, my hope is users start seeing a pattern with our long-term growth plan, namely, every step is a methodical move towards building revenue-generating business structures in an ever-expanding onchain ecosystem within Robinhood Chain, all of which compound growth and rewards, as well as keep liquidity in-house, recirculating that liquidity to the users on Robinhood Chain. Remember Long-term Business > Ponzi
StonkBrokers is pleased to announce the launch of The Alley by The Card Wall and welcome billion-dollar RWA collectible card giant Collector Crypt and their inventory to Robinhood Chain. 57,800+ slabs. $7.1M+ in RWA collectible inventory now available on @RobinhoodCrypto. Now available at thecardwall.com/alleyโ .
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StonkBrokers is pleased to announce the launch of The Alley by The Card Wall and welcome billion-dollar RWA collectible card giant Collector Crypt and their inventory to Robinhood Chain. 57,800+ slabs. $7.1M+ in RWA collectible inventory now available on @RobinhoodCrypto. Now available at thecardwall.com/alleyโ .
Congrats to the team on their launch ๐Ÿฅ‚ Collector Crypt RWAs are now available on Robinhood Chain through the Stonkbrokers ecosystem. What a time!
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Congrats to the team on their launch ๐Ÿฅ‚ Collector Crypt RWAs are now available on Robinhood Chain through the Stonkbrokers ecosystem. What a time!
Introducing "The Alley" on @RobinhoodCrypto A mysterious location off-the-wall where anything goes. Claw machines connecting you to over 50K collectible trading cards valued at $54M USD. Open 24/7. Powered by @collector_crypt - the billion dollar titan of RWAs onchain. Thanks for the light. ๐Ÿšฌ thecardwall.com/alley
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Tomorrow I show you how $STONKBROKER holders start getting paid $STONKBROKER/$ETH premiums for staking into options vaults and allowing for trading with leverage against those vaults and how we will make these vaults available for Stock Tokens on Robinhood Chain as well. First we learn something new using a new primitive. European options. Single serving. Leverage without liquidations. The warm up lap for STORMM.
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Clock In 3.0 is live. It marks the start of $STONKBROKER buybacks: every election now defaults to $STONKBROKER, so every round buys $STONKBROKER for every activated broker and intern without a pick. Also new: interns on payroll with their own Clock In, a 14 token menu now including $cbBTC and $GLD, fully community run. Stack Sats. stonkbrokers.io
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Big week for StonkBrokers. Broker rewards are up 156.4% over the past 7 days, with $297,457 in total broker rewards this past week. Plus $10 million in stock token trading volume via our StockFi suite and $1.7 million in lifetime rewards on Robinhood Chain.
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StonkBrokers at its core is a StockFi product suite, easy-mode DeFi incubator, and onchain experiments laboratory. This is our bread and butter. Now, with the collective voice of Brokers and Interns, we have the firing power to make DeFi loud, sexy, and easy as we make the next push to replace the financial rails of planet Earth with stock token and crypto-based technologies from Robinhood Chain.
Big week for StonkBrokers. Broker rewards are up 156.4% over the past 7 days, with $297,457 in total broker rewards this past week. Plus $10 million in stock token trading volume via our StockFi suite and $1.7 million in lifetime rewards on Robinhood Chain.
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A couple of key dynamics with Interns creation. The mechanism for creating Interns is built in such a way that minting an Intern becomes more expensive every day. The cost to create increases by 10% every 24 hours for the first 10 days (now at 1,099 $STONKBROKER), and then by 1% each day over the 355 days after that. So today it costs roughly $33 to create an Intern. One year from now, the price to create an Intern will be 89,999 $STONKBROKER, or roughly $899 at todayโ€™s token value. However, there is a kicker: since the token itself is deflationary, that dollar value could change drastically by the time that date comes. Value accrual and deflation are built into the ecosystem. The more users use and market the protocols we have available for everyday use โ€” i.e. swapping tokens via @MancerXYZ, getting physical collectibles via @TheCardWall, enjoying Nightshades via @MeebitCompany, or bridging with @TickerYardHQ โ€” all of these processes lead to value accrual and burns of the $STONKBROKER token downstream. So even though the supply of Interns is 8,888, 20% of those Interns are already officially burned due to our Anvil AMM infrastructure. 1,777 will never leave their parent Broker, and that number increases daily. Bad tokenomics previously rewarded users for staking through token inflation. We flip that on its head and reward users for using the protocols they need anyway, while building value accrual through deflation of the assets they hold. Supply down = Demand up. Also, I just noticed you canโ€™t spell Intern without Internet. Welcome to all the new members of the StonkBrokers ecosystem. Letโ€™s change the world. The collective voice of Robinhood Chain just got a lot louder and more unified.
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The Innovation Exemption is exactly what we were hoping for to allow more people gain access to and use Robinhood Chain stock token technologies and StockFi processes through the $StonkBroker ecosystem. Huge congrats to @vladtenev @JohannKerbrat and the whole Robinhood team.
Robinhood supports the @SECGov innovation exemption. Americans deserve access to crypto technology and all of the financial innovations it makes possible, including instant settlement, 24/7 trading, and fractionalization by default.
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The Night Booster accumulated $120k which will be used to buy the Survivor tokens during tomorrow's Night. People liked the NotebookLM video I made before Nightshades launched so here is another one that will help you understand gameplay. I added some visuals but it's 95% AI, which idk why but I find adorable. Reminds me of WordArt first hittingword processors, it was a generational-defining aesthetic. Anyways, we'll make a proper video up to Meebco standards soon, but for now here's this one so you understand whats going on ahead of tomorrow's massive buy considering the tokens are all sub-200k mcap.
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