Jeztoshi

Sunday coffee, Ethereum memes sorted by cap, scrolling past the names everyone already owns. WOJAK sits at $12.95M. A few rows down is $MANYU at $3.16M, still 95.5% off the high. I'd rather hold the dog with the long runway than the chart that's already been discovered 👀

Timeline thinks a meme paired against NVDA or HIMS instead of ETH is a gimmick. I think it's a census. Someone pricing a meme in stocks isn't thinking in gwei, they're thinking like a brokerage user who expects the rules to stay put. That's my case for $REBATE. A launch's rates lock the second it goes live, with no admin switch to flip later. At $1.18M and +56.8% on the day, I think that pitch is still early 🧠

The most-followed AI character of the wave is the smallest coin of the two. That's the whole gap. $ABU is at $108.7K cap while JEANPHIL sits at $3.00M. I'd take the bigger audience at the smaller price every time 👀

Talkers post the chart after the move. Traders read the plumbing before it. Who's on the other side of the pair, and what does the platform do with the fees? That's why I'd rather study $STONK than quote-tweet it. It trades against an S&P tracker, so an index sits under the meme, and the launchpad lets creators pick any pair. REBATE pays buyers on entry and PONS is the biggest launchpad on Robinhood Chain. Only one of the three puts an index under its token. At $97.06M I think that's still underpriced 🧠

Most launchpads tax your buys but $REBATE pays you for them. Every buy on @RebateLaunch adds bonus tokens on top of your swap. Holders get a cut of every trade paid out in USDG. Rates are locked at launch with no admin switch, and the treasury has no withdraw function. Then every launch feeds a 0.7% fee into buying back $REBATE: 60% dip buys, 40% burned. So supply only goes down. That's the $PONS playbook with the trader paid first. PONS ATH almost 1B. REBATE is a day old at $1.55M 👀

Moved out of FOMO to Pumpfun. Why? - Fomo fees really destroyed the game - Pumpfun running a massive comp so expecting onchain volume - Need a platform to trade for fun Subscribe using my link and earn $50: pump.fun/profile/jeztoshi

All charts just 📉 I sold all my bags and going on a vacation for a week. Back soon.

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Is kimchi a fruit or a vegetable ?

I don’t support pumpfun or their launchpad. but this, I do support. FOMO has been literally rugging our tokens via Relay because they couldn’t find a better solution. On so many ocassions I try to buy something and I keep getting an entry higher than the current marketcap which never even hit! Then I sell for 15% less than what it showed. I am not saying im moving to pump social just yet but definitely im moving away from Fomo.

Artificial is out, super is in, and $SI already has the ticker 👀

Everyone keeps calling CASHCAT the only flagship Robinhood Chain needs. I think a chain with one cat is a mascot, and a chain with two is a scene. $HMM is the second one, and it's up 5.2% on $131.6K in volume while the first-mover trade cools off 🐱

Contract address to risk picture in four pastes. One Claude chat, this order. 1. Paste the Dexscreener page, then: List liquidity, pair age and volume pattern. Flag anything that looks wash traded. Facts only. 2. Paste the Solscan holders tab, then: Which wallets look linked or like the dev? How concentrated is supply once you exclude the LP? 3. Paste the site and the last twenty posts, then: List every claim here that can't be verified. 4. Finish with: Using all of the above, give me the three ways a holder loses money here, and what would disprove each. Skip the price chart. It shows momentum, not risk. Read step 4 skeptically. Cross out any risk that doesn't point back to something you pasted. Ask how it breaks, never whether it's good.

Privacy coin holders keep asking me to explain the chart. I told them it's shielded. $MASK at $27.04M, flat on the day, while ZCAT runs +11.9% 🤷‍♂️

Most dog coins sell you a face. Resistance Dog sells you a verb. $REDO is up 11.8% on the day on $97.0K in volume, and the name alone says what holders are doing. Shiba and Doge were mascots you could root for. This one is a stance, and stances are harder to kill 🐕

Timeline treats every Solana cat as the same coin with a different hat. ZCAT isn't. It's the one where holders get paid in ZEC just for sitting there, no staking, no claiming. CATE is pure community, and that's fine, but only one of these two has a reason for the volume to matter to the holder. At $50.96M and +16.9% on the day, I think the mispricing is in the mechanism 🐱

A Binance global listing for $WOJAK is the next leg, not a done deal, and I'm fine waiting 👀