assasination nation

Kesemay yewerede endale ye egziyabher mena new.

Philip the microwave is a disneyland mascot

I know Sony products talk to themselves.

It has pictures and that

My go to subway book is an ihop menu. I like reading ihop menus on the subway.

My manifesto will read like an ihop menu. It’s just encouraging.

Philip the brand should start a children’s show with all their products. like Phillip the air fryer, Philip the clothing iron, Philip the microwave, Philip the washing machine, Philip the oven, Philip the hairdryer, Philip the tv. It’ll be like reality tv for housewives

It shouldn’t be called conference call, it should be called skype like I’m having a skype.

The word socrates confrence is very funny to me.

I’m going to chase Harris teeter customers with a mic asking them abrupt marital questions. It’s a socrates conference.

I don’t like talking to people because i don’t like knowing how smart there are.

life is like the bibble in bibbliography. the rest is just a mess

twitter’s bibliography can be equated closely to the unknown quality we can find in god. and that is buddhism. ten hands.

T pain broke the simulation when he sang with his real voice into the mic and autotune came out the other end. There is no matrix for this guy.

If you put old bay seasoning and spices on top of florida it’s basically a seafood boil.

Like Tallahassee

For the apocalypse im going to breed hen ostriches. They’re basically dinosaurs. and they can out run a honda

I wash my car with heavy cream

the coney island kind

Philip the microwave can eat a dick.