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Houston, TX
Joined September 2007
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Hegseth wanting to inject our soldiers with testosterone for “peak lethality” while being afraid of vaccines is peak MAGA. 🤦‍♂️
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Christine retweeted
I built a free live TSA wait time tracker that shows live wait times by checkpoint, including Precheck, Clear, and priority (where available). I did it because: - TSA lines are insane - Existing tools offer estimated waits - Test the power of AI tools tsa.fromthetraytable.com/
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Rebuild the ranch of your dreams, forge bonds with your horses, and befriend new Villagers as you saddle up for a new Disney adventure! Tune-in for the full reveal on October 15!
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Every fucking one of these documents is like From: <███████> To: jeevacation@ gmail. com Subject: Crimes I loved killing all those people with you last week. Do it again soon? Sent From My iPad
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Leonardo DiCaprio just sold his PS2
The PS2 turns 25 today! What's your favorite game you played on it? 🎮
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Phil Collins is the only person who could drum & sing like this while looking like the IT guy at your workplace
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isn’t it crazy that republicans can link tylenol to autism but not guns to mass shootings
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"What about Bill Clinton?!?!?!" Oh no not Bill Clinton, I am going to have to take off my Bill Clinton Hat and return all of my Bill Clinton Coin and stop reading my Bill Clinton Bible
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pope yes
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Hurricane forecasting has never been better. The NHC just had their most successful year. But we sit at a perilous moment & it's important to understand what may be coming from the Trump Administration. Here's an economic argument to proceed cautiously: theeyewall.com/austerity-mea…
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Certified pedophiles not taking this halftime show well
The halftime show you just watched is clearly the regime’s response to Trump’s historic gains with black men.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Kendrick Lamar was announced as the halftime show several months before Trump won people.com/kendrick-lamar…
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My bag watching me follow it around the carousel
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Hahahaha he’s go to have a hissy fit when he sees this photo of his bald ass head 😂😂😂😂
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For those that haven’t figured out what’s going on yet I will tell you. Leon has control of the Treasury because he will move all of our money away from federal departments, agencies and the treasury and put it into the new Sovereign Wealth Fund. That Fund is not regulated by Congress. There is no congressional oversight. Only the president and anyone he appoints can release those funds. He is effectively taking away Congress’s power, and that includes the Republicans in Congress, too. They will have nothing to do, and he is effectively neutering them. And no, this isn’t in project 2025. That’s why he’s having Leon do this. He is basically screwing not only every single person in this country but also TPUSA & Heritage.
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This evening, a Learjet 55 (XA-UCI) crashed shortly after takeoff from Northeast Philadelphia Airport. The flight departed at 23:06 UTC, reaching a maximum altitude of 1,650 ft at 23:06:54. Granular ADS-B data shows the last message from the aircraft (non-position report) reported a vertical rate of -11,008 fpm. flightradar24.com/data/aircr…
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The entire Trump administration is just a bunch of unqualified buffoons running around in costumes playing made-for-TV versions of people with really important jobs
Kristi Noem is on set with Laura Ingraham in full Border Patrol gear but also with her makeup on fleek. Completely ridiculous.
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Trump has only been in office a few days and Meta is already censoring vital information about abortion: Instagram is blurring and blocking posts from @AidAccessUSA and @HealthMayday, two of the most important telehealth providers in the country
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Replying to @unusual_whales
i walked into the grocery store just now and people just started handing me cartons of eggs for free. after a dozen cartons of eggs i said "please stop giving me so many eggs i cant carry anymore" they said "we'll pay you to take more please you deserve them"
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