šŸš€ Independent Web Performance Consultant • Speaker • Google Developer Expert, Web Performance • Accepting new clients • https://xitter.cf/t.co/dfDc69bpeD

Leeds, England
Joined March 2009
šŸ“£ Today I am incredibly excited to launch SENTINEL, a new service designed to help companies stay on top of site-speed with minimal friction. csswizardry.com/sentinel/
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šŸ‡¹šŸ‡­ Thai duck salad (yam ped yang). A nice sour dressing of lime juice, fish sauce, palm sugar, bird’s eye chilies, and garlic.
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🄢 Ginger and spring onion pork; duck-fat egg fried rice Pork tenderloin, marinated and velveted, then stir fried in oyster and soy sauce with garlic, ginger, pak choi, and spring onion. Duck-fat egg fried rice.
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Calling it now: ā€˜independent’ is the new LLM word of the moment.
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Do AI companies know that AI writes like AI and that we all hate it?
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It’s like they were all trained on Russel Brand’s books or something.
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ā€˜Do you think people will be able to tell?’ ā€˜Nah.’
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šŸ‡¬šŸ‡§ āœˆļø šŸ‡³šŸ‡± To @fronteers!
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A very exciting client next week…
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Just went to a cafe for breakfast. Their menus are brass, laser-etched QR codes bonded to the tables. And they all point to…
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An event in my city has managed to publish an entire weeklong itinerary with… not even a single date.
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The theory that Apple nuked their iOS keyboard to encourage more people to use voice dictation fails to take into account the fact that dictation is even worse.
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Quietly. That’s the distinction.
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On a call like ā€˜One sec, it logged me out. Oh, I need 2FA. Where’s my phone? FFS, copy/paste isn’t working. Right, I’ll just type it. Fuck, it timed out. One sec. Right, done—fuck OFF, password reset. Right, let me open my email. Oh. I’m logged out…’
It’s called single sign on because you have to sign on every single time you need something.
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JS Devs: Yeah but with a framework you just get so much out of the box for free! Web Devs: Semantic HTML automatically gives you ARIA roles… JS Devs: No not like that.
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It’s called single sign on because you have to sign on every single time you need something.
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I have a daily #Vim tip set up in ChatGPT. I has access to my `.vimrc` and sends me something relevant. Sometimesā€Šā€”ā€Šlike todayā€Šā€”ā€Šit’s stuff I already know, which is unavoidable, but other times there’ll be a real gem. A nice little companion to my morning coffee.
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AI won’t replace developers, it’ll replace typists.
If you're lamenting writing code by hand like something you love is being taken away from you, see if you can fall in love with solving problems instead. Maybe you'll find out that's what you really loved the whole time ā¤ļø
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