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queef queen

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can queef on command | god's gassiest soldier | ♿ @habanerocoochie

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Joined November 2021
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i'll serve a queef out of my pussy before i serve this country
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i won the bat count at physical therapy!!! in the beginning of the month, i was still on crutches so i never counted bc i didnt want 2 hop around n be in the way. by the end of the month, i was walking again so on the last day, i decided to give it a go & what do ya know! i won!!
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when i left n got in the car, i noticed a bat on the door that i forgot to count bc it was open and considered going back in to change my guess. glad i didn't 😅
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Macaulay Culkin recreating the thousand-yard stare soldier meme for Halloween.
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Intentionally or not, this post proved to be very misleading in a few different ways. Macaulay Culkin IS recreating the meme in this picture, but his costume itself is actually of a green army man toy. His face paint is actually bright green. x.com/mgkcentral/sta…
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Cait Cavell
@Cait_CavellOct 31
what do you mean you’re the girl who makes Red Bull drinks on TikTok from the Shoe Carnival stockroom for Halloween
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laur 🪩@eagIesteeshirtOct 31
and this is why it’s important to have good friends
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laur 🪩 (@eagIesteeshirt) profile picturelaur 🪩@eagIesteeshirtOct 30
sometimes girlhood is about being absolutely evil to a man for dogging you but that is simply the way the cookie crumbles sometimes
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A referee just broke one of our players legs. You can’t make this up
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eliza@liznegativeOct 30
NUMBER ONE BABY
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@PhillyInquirerOct 30
Philadelphia is once again the poorest big city in the United States ebx.sh/gzDxqz
Philadelphia is once again the poorest big city in the United States

Philadelphia is once again the poorest big city in the United States

New data from the U.S. Census Bureau's American Community Survey indicates Philly has reclaimed the top spot from Houston after the two cities swapped spots in 2024.

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Mark Magowan@_magowanOct 30
Sharing for anyone in Philly who might be interested
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Daily Loud
@DailyLoudOct 28
Blind Florida man who is charged with first-degree murder tells judge he will plead guilty in exchange for a Philly cheesesteak, fries, and a Pepsi.
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Luis Vercetti
@97VercettiOct 24
“why are you so quiet, what’s on your mind?” me:
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I keep thinking about the traditional Nordic turf roofs I’ve seen in Faroe Islands, rural Norway and Iceland. Our tour guide on Mykines told us that turf and grass have been used for around 1,200 years since the Viking Age as a natural insulator, for weather protection and as an alternative to timber for roofing. ♡🌱
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billie jean@nuguzenOct 22
every day feels like this
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kira 👾
@kirawontmissOct 21
😭😭😭😭
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(╬≖_≖)@hugetulipOct 22
I know that dick is funky as FUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKK
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wanted for fraud and trickery silicone underwear by loise hulin
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What stage of grief is that
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@HoopsCraveOct 20
Erika Kirk dresses up as Charlie Kirk for Halloween. 🎃
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turn the heat down on that stove
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Breakfast, Lunch, Dinner, and Dessert
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Phil Clifton@philcliftonOct 21
i’m never deleting this app
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@Hoodville_Oct 20
When you arguing with someone online and see that they lost custody of their kids
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Eagle Times
@_EagleTimesOct 22
The Jalen Hurts clot story has gone from the players' union to Capitol Hill. Sen. Lisa Blunt Rochester wants Roger Goodell to explain what caused clots in Hurts' leg and both lungs, and who cleared him to play and fly home from London. Your move, NFL.
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Pop Base
@PopBaseOct 21
Airbnb is introducing a new policy prohibiting hosts from asking guests to strip beds, wash and put away dishes or take trash offsite, as well as imposing their own fines on guests. The policy applies to reservations booked on or after November 20.
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