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Curtle

@curtle

Improviser. Programmer guy. Math person. He/Him.

 Vancouver
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Joined December 2008
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Signing back on to this hellsite to inform @trashfuturepod @raaleh @Milo_Edwards @HKesvani @trashfuturepod that the Lathe of Heaven is real and they’ve been using it correctly
Smoked Salmon and Cream Cheese Vape

ALT Smoked Salmon and Cream Cheese Vape

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Replying to @jamieloftusHELP
@jamieloftusHELP @caitlindurante @BechdelCast Kickass show tonight you two! I’m the Vancouver, Canada guy who said hi after the show. If y’all ever want to do a show in Vancouver, I can definitely help point you in the right direction venue-wise. Have a great rest of your tour!
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Yesss! we really struggled with figuring out a Vancouver venue, so that would be great for next time! Also I will be in Vancouver starting Wednesday doing a bunch of standup shows if you want to come out!
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Wonderful! I made a lil google doc of some Vancouver venues + approximate seating capacities, hope it’s helpful for y’all — docs.google.com/document/d/1… Anddd that sounds like fun, I’ll try to catch you next week!
Vancouver Venues

Vancouver Venues

Some Vancouver, BC Venues China Cloud Studios (30-40 seats) - https://m.facebook.com/100063476353658/ Very indie comedy/music space in Chinatown Tightrope Theatre (30-40 seats) - https://tightropet...

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I made a minor spur-of-the-moment mistake? Better dwell on it forever
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Food Court Marketing Departments and Cocaine do not mix, Exhibit A:
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hi this is queen elizabet II the longest reigning queen i’m not actually dead and if uou can paypal me $500 i can explain everything
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you can’t undermine fascism with logical gotchas. Fascism is a disinhibiting force that assures people their most brutal impulses and hierarchal traditions are natural and good. The irrationality is the point
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Sri Lanka citizens chilling in their president’s residence. 😂😂
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Ya, I have Bitcoins. A bit of coins. But I need them for laundry!
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Kerri!!!
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twitter deal blew up like a tesla
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Nobody will remember: - Your salary - Your fancy title - How ‘busy’ you were - How stressed you were - How many hours you worked People will remember: - How many Twitter followers you had - How often you tweeted - How many arguments you won on Twitter
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President: I can't do anything! Vice President: I can't even think of anything to do! Me: I will stand in line for a really long time when its super cold outside, and it's like illegal to eat food in the line or talk to anyone also, for you two. I love you.
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For the thread enjoyers out there
Thomas Zimmer (@tzimmer_history) profile pictureThomas Zimmer@tzimmer_history24 Jun 2022
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The key is to see all of this as connected, all part of a multi-pronged, multi-level reactionary counter-mobilization that has a judicial arm, a political arm, an intellectual arm, and a paramilitary arm, all flanked by a massive, highly effective media/propaganda machine.
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*Take sip of coffee* *Open up The Atlantic* *Clean coffee spatter from desktop*
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She would be AGHAST!!! Mostly because she loves science so much
150 UNIONIZED STARBUCKS STORES!!!
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Aaron is one of the best, check out his cool new EP!!! (did I say that right, I’m not “in” “the bizness” of “music, also I don’t know how to use “quotation marks??)
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Just saw a Tesla with the license plate “TECHIE” — I guess “UNFUCKABLE” had too many letters in it
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I'm teaching the June 19th class -- gonna be a real fun one!!!
improvcollege (@improvcollege) profile pictureimprovcollege@improvcollege30 May 2022
You do scenes & get notes from 8 awesome teachers from around the world! Classes start next week. Get in there while you can. with: @TheKenHall @quokkarocks @palomanunez @kevinbwhalen Joleen Ballendine Alsa Bruno @curtle @yesandstephen Register here: improvcollege.ca/collections…
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