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WANTED: Baseball enthusiast with an advanced culinary arts degree and a fat ass. Ability to read and speak in complete sentences preferred.
hood will hunting retweeted
WHAT. A. WIN.
We #BeatTheChiefs!
The only thing I know about Halloween is no one is in the same stratosphere as Heidi Klum when it comes to this shit.
My book is an ovary, the pages I lust to turn
My pen is the penis, when I write the ink's the sperm.
—Pharoahe Monch
HBD.
Observing someone comfortably sit with complex, nuanced ideas—or noticing that they ask curious, deep-dive questions rather than surface-level small talk.
Dame Dash warning Jay-Z not to call him for the Super Bowl, is like me warning Halle Berry not to call me at 2am.


















