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Dedicated to documenting my scientific endeavors as the Head Scientist of the Decepticons | Loyalties lie with Cybertron only | admin: @tableminuszero (16)

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Joined August 2026
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Greetings. I am Shockwave of the Decepticon armada. This account was created due to the drones in the laboratory incessantly begging me to “have a social life”. I am not lonely, I do not require companions. I am perfectly content conducting experiments alone in my lab. Goodbye.
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///holy shit guys it’s me
senator shockwave round two!!
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Shockwave retweeted
had my fun yesterday
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Happy Halloween 🦇🧡🎃
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/// corporatewave
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Lab update: I still have EARS!!! Do I like them, however? Irrelevant.
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📸 I CANT TAKE OOMF SERIOUSLY WHEN THEY HAVE THIS AS THEIR PFP
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// guys i am an 18 year old boy and not really actually optimus prime just a reminder😓😓😓😓😓😓!! its getting weirrdddd
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Willing to undergo physical modifications that may result in irreversible anatomical damage while I study and experiment on their altered physiology to my liking???? #ConjunxDat!
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Replying to @cybertronkeeper
// mdni account read people's bio challenge (IMPOSSIBLE!!)
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PRIMUS’ SAKE NOT AGAIN
[RUNS INTO YOUR HABSUITE'S WALL]
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new phone who dis
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///im revoking your pfp privileges/j
I’m just like my hero now…
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GUESS WHO?
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/// do I have the touch or what 🙌🏽
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Soundwave is losing? How can that be?
Replying to @robothusbando
OPTIMUS PRIME VERSUS SOUNDWAVE
OPTIMUS PRIMESOUNDWAVE
58%OPTIMUS PRIME
42%SOUNDWAVE
2,411 votes • Final results
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/// guys I hate to say it but I don’t think I got the drive to continue this account
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Any bot know where I can quickly and easily procure some human media? I’ve become rather fond of their “pop culture”.
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I’m useful, aren’t I? Aren’t I?
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