@d0glizard

My friends call me Dog Lizard.

 Christchurch, New Zealand
Joined March 2012
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Typical of the left to blow an election against an incredibly unpopular govt with an unforced error 😒
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Hipkins should try leaving the lectern and walking around the stage at tonight’s debate
Aaron Stanley
@AaronWStanleyOct 18
The US absolutely needs to adopt this presidential debate format
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Got my election party dress up idea sorted. Bald cap + Peter Alexander Christmas PJs lol
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Party vote Ray White ✔️
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Look I’m not across the facts, but imagine if the Queenstown fires were started by Coronet Peak’s snow machine purchased through the investment boost scheme.
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Maybe in the same vein of Andy Burnham’s “No. 10 North” there should be a “Beehive South”
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According to my friend from Belfast, people put flags in their bios
Workhouse Overseer 🌐🥑🍌@RepealTCPA1947Oct 2
Does Northern Ireland Grindr have filters for Protestants and Catholics?
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To be fair they probably had to call it the “Kingmakers’ Debate” to get Winston on.
Big Hairy Network
@bighairynetworkOct 1
#BHN this debate is awful, looks terrible, the hosts are flailing, technical glitches and some strange questions. Nearly threw up when I heard the host say “thank you Kingmakers” 🤢
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But I love democracy 🥲
Caleb G@d0glizard12 Oct 2025
When close to 70% of people didn’t vote in the local elections, I voted twice because I love democracy and have landlord privileges.
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Labour successfully roll chippy to prove they are the new party of delivery.
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I missed the setup. Do we have a hot lectern guy?
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Unlike Muller, Luxon has read too many pop psychology self-help books just to throw in the towel
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“The thief comes only to steal and kill and destroy; I have come that they may have life, and have it to the full.” — John 10:10 (NIV)
Ben Thomas@BenThomasNZJul 29
Obsessed with these billboards - the VUW book on election 2026 better have a full oral history of how they came to be
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At quiz night and a table of young tradies are eating the raw steak they won in the meat raffle 🥩
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Omg they did
Caleb G@d0glizardJun 29
I hope Les Mills gyms all across the country do something like this
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I hope Les Mills gyms all across the country do something like this
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you’re lucky most CRJ fans are employed 30+ year old gay men or else you’d be in real danger
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I don’t know what the big fuss is about re the costings of Labour’s public transport policy. The buses and trains are going there anyway 🤷‍♂️
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Me when I’m caught short between zyn orders
Matthew Horncastle
@matt_horncastleMay 28
I consume so much of this stuff.
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Because gay white men on high incomes love to think they don’t owe the LGBT community anything
Richard Hills@RichardHills_May 21
Why do Act and National MPs march in Pride or turn up to rainbow events? No seriously?
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