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“I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious”

Joined March 2022
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Fofana leaving the game with a clean sheet
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ppl who don't understand linguistics and in turn just call it a literacy crisis(it's not) fry me so badly bc you thought you ate w/ this
literacy crisis symptom that’s pissing me off today is that people are starting to use nouns as verbs. i just saw this girl say “this toothbrush literally magnets to your mirror” and I had to go to her page and block her
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As grown man if this is the essence of your social media content are you not at the very least an idiot?
I’m sorry, but if your entire content revolves around spotting people wearing fake shoes and ridiculing them, you remind me of the bullies in my JHS who would laugh at people for wearing fake shoes during assembly.
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I think women’s sports should embrace hate. Hating has fueled men’s sports just as much if not more than support
You people really hate Angel Reece cause most of you people online now just waited for her to lose. On God you people were not around or even tweeted about any of the earlier rounds. Look at you now
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Happy Men’s Mental Health Awareness Month to all who celebrate, fathers, sons, brothers and friends❤️
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Caicedo man
Double trouble.
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What a moron. Can’t think beyond “as a man” and “as a woman” monkey conversations
Ah but wait oo , How can you address this topic and then make it a boys vs girls problem???? I don’t get it 😂😂😂 Highest Eri abeg take your journalism career serious 🤦‍♂️💔
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There is always a quote.
"Basic human empathy" starter pack:
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It’s simply an overcorrection from guys who engaged in every dog whistle or peddled flat out racist “jokes” about him. It’s my biggest pet peeve when people are like 2 years late on a player and then somehow pretend they unlocked superpowers overnight
Jackson hype is making me cringe, he was doing this at Chelsea 2/3 years ago he’s just continuing his development
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Why n*ggas think hating Jay-Z is some kinda flex or strong character trait? Lol bro nobody cares.
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The existence of Sam altman implies the existence of Sam ctrlman.
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He got out rapped on 1 Train and Money Trees
Hot take: Kendrick Lamar has NEVER been outrapped on a song. Name ONE track where someone outperformed him.
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You can’t tell me Sam Altman isn’t a villain. Like the ones portrayed in movies that want to take over the world
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Lmao Josh Acheampong ??
Wesley Fofana has been the best Chelsea defender today. Then won the game at the other end cleverly.
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City fans dey chill oo, two losses p3 wey you want take break.🤣 If December Maresca is anything like he was at Chelsea then Godspeed🤣
Yeah man, taking a break from this sport
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Only time we were a threat against Arsenal was when he came on
Still can’t believe Alonso was questioning Estevao’s physical abilities when his ability to stretch opponents is a lethal weapon we have needed this season. Can just recall games we dropped points in where he could have made a big difference
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Martin Odegaard 170 PL games, 36 league goals (including penalties) Cole Palmer 105 PL games, 31 NON PENALTY league goals. You are worried about the wrong “10”
Palmer should have the highest % of goals being pens amongst 10s in PL history
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Read both tweets twice to be sure but as per Nas is not a top lyricist? Thee Nas Jones ??
You had Tyler and Nas on the album. Get the fuck outta here with this shit.
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A closer look at the key games 👀🔥

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my dick leans to the left purely out of political conviction
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