product of the matrix, child of the multiverse ⚛️

Joined September 2017
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2 years relationship you never experience orgasm please leave that boy !!!
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2 years relationship you never experience orgasm please leave that boy !!!
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observe the pattern and movement of people that has made it and follow that thread carefully whether is legal or illegal…. JUST FOLLOW IT
What is the 4th law of motion ??
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Never stop Grinding 💪🏾😤
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🚨 OFFICIAL: Vitinha, 14th at Ballon d’Or 2026.
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Atleast una don dey bath now. Thank you El Nino
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Me showing my future son the 4th law of motion
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me and u fit dey talk make i dey plan how to end the conversation
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“why are you behaving like a woman” - a woman trying to insult a man for being stupid 😂
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i genuinely cannot believe Covenant University doesn’t allow phones bro, like those are grown ass People.
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I get one roommate for 100l wey no dey gree wash plates ,one day he posted anonymous message link on Whatsapp so I wrote "try dey wash ur plates, u're not an animal" na so the guy vex say na me write am, that's when I realized those anonymous Links aren't actually anonymous.😒
what was your worst experience living with a roommate in uni?
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It’s so funny how you can have sex on the first link and still end up in a healthy relationship, and you can wait six months and still get played.
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Me showing my future son the 4th law of motion
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I be too high to get angry at things or people .
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alcohol is better than soda and energy drink
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Some of you don’t need sex… you need financial stability
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I don fall in love with my 3 days old talking stage😆
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Once you can roll a joint, you’re stuck smoking weed forever.
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