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SFF author of the Blue Unicorn Trilogy. Gamer, orc fan. Rep: @SaraMegibow. (he/him)

Kansas, USA
Joined July 2008
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What are you in for when you read The Blue Unicorn series? ✅ Hot orc mechanic 🔧 ✅ Fast Cars 🚗 ✅ Steamy elf ninja 🏹 ✅ Adorable fox familiar 🦊 ✅ Double-dirty sex 🥒 ✅ Rescue the AI princess 🦄 ✅ Evil dragon-wizard 🐲 ✅ HEA 💚💚💚
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RPGs: What else do you want but to make your friends laugh? That's all we're doing.
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So next week I will ask my 20-something group if they feel insulted by a generational term such as "Gen Z," & if so, they can vote on whether to get a more inclusive GM. K is perfectly qualified & would be great. I'll give her my notes and she can do whatever. (Please say yes.)
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Sometimes I wonder what I'd be like if I never had Twitter.... I'd never have realized romance readers were so fucking hateful. I'd never have realized liberals were so condescending & petty. I'd never have realized SF readers were so libertarian (OK, I always knew that).
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I'd have thought that if I wrote a book and someone bought it that they liked it. Jesus what a fool I was.
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When people I respect start pulling the "I'm more liberal than you" card, I know I've lost and there's nothing more to be gained here (as if there ever was). Last thoughts: Republicans love it when we eat our own. And the left are cannibals at heart.
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This story absolutely deserves the compliments and traffic it's getting. @kylerseibel wrote a banger. This story takes you straight into the terrifying godlessness that only youth pastors can possess. It's also hilarious. tacobellquarterly.org/at-thi…
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Déçu(e) par l'affiche du second tour? ✅ Pas emballé par le débat de ce soir?✅ Vous trouvez que cette présidentielle manque de souffle, d'envergure et de nouveauté? ✅ 🐉Votez pour le dragon ! Super Tuesday pour Shadowrun est dispo (v5, v6 + Anarchy) ! ⏬ black-book-editions.fr/news-…
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Don Allmon retweeted
This is Moko. Her mom was part fox and her dad was actually a powdered donut. An extremely rare mix. 13/10
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Someone, after reading 6 chapters of Neo Babylon Nights, and commenting that 3 chapters had no romance, and the other 3 had queer romances, they asked, "Is this basically Gay #Shadowrun?" I don't think they meant it as a compliment but... You judge. :) amazon.com/dp/B094JCSTBP/ref…
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Popped into my local "Grab n Go", to get some toothpaste (you always forget something when traveling). After wandering through the adult mags and fourties, my quarry was found. But I noticed something strange.... What is this?
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Replying to @memesiwish
cats make really poor choices and should never be trusted outside alone
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Decided to try out No Man's Sky. As far as I can tell the entire game is about trying to find sodium every ten minutes before you die. After 45 minutes of that nonsense, uninstalled.
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Don Allmon retweeted
For @UnivOfKansas students thinking about summer enrollment, check out this fascinating class from Prof. Paul Scott, "Zombies, Aliens, Monsters." Investigate our monstrous obsessions through film, TV, & graphic novels. Full details in the flyer below! @KUEnglish @KU_FFIT
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My daughter just asked me how to spell squirrel. I found out that she was writing a book. Now she’s grounded for 12 years. – at Huntington Woods, MI
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Don Allmon retweeted
First we eats itz, then itz eats ussss
🤖 Researches at Hong Kong's @cuhkofficial have created a slug-like slime robot that could be used to retrieve foreign objects in your stomach and intestines
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