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Just an average guy looking forward to retirement

Joined May 2009
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Kim Kardashian reveals she hired a ‘manny’ (male nanny) for her son to have a male influence following split from Kanye West: “I do think my household and even my family is very female-dominated. I recently hired a 'manny.' I really wanted a male around that was going to be picking him up and taking him to sports and I was scared out of my mind to tell their dad that.”
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Seems rather irresponsible really
Oisin Mullin has played 3 official games of Aussie Rules footy and is named for an AFL debut on Saturday
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The Scott brothers clearly shared some coaching trade secrets over the family dinner table - Dimma's worst win record across his coaching career came against Geelong and North Melbourne at just 36% and 37% respectively. Come at me @sirswampthing
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And a Brad Scott coached Essendon just broke a 13 game losing streak against Richmond
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I’m at taylor swift
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Pretty insightful chat with Dave, this. Clearly very self reflective and thoughtful. Interesting to hear his take on the challenges and successes he and the club faced. Particularly the role that Emma Murray played in turning things round in ‘17. open.spotify.com/episode/1jp…
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It was probably Marlion Pickett’s story that won her over
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Having to explain to someone as an adult man that the 12 at the end of my email address is because of @mattricho0
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We might have finally found the KPI Dimma uses to justify Castagna’s selection
How do the fastest #AFL players weight:speed ratio compare to the animal kingdom?
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Sophie Ellis-Bextor is underrated
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Tambling kicks that goal.
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Pause the season until Dusty is back
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Biggest move of the #AFL offseason? The number tightening from Paul Seedsman is hard to go past. @Adelaide_FC
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Castagna > Bitcoin
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I enjoyed your new, beautifully written, volume so much Konrad that I simply must return the 35 unread copies of Andrew’s tome, which I’d bought - at full RRP - as gifts, to my friendly local bookshop for a full refund. I’ll buy the same number of your, clearly superior, offering
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