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I'd like strawberry instead of vanilla if you have it, if not then no ice cream just whipped cream, but only if it's real, if it's out of a can then nothing.

Joined June 2014
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Viz.
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Bonfire night sounds really unhinged when you try to explain it to people who aren't from here.
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This photo from Election Night in Boone, North Carolina, is a modern Norman Rockwell painting πŸ“Έ Credit: Noah Williford, @TheAppalachian
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✨Parker Posey’s Closet Picks! ✨ The legendary actor inaugurates the Criterion Closet in our new office, where she talks about her love of documentaries, including 16 DAYS OF GLORY and SALESMAN; shares why watching MY DINNER WITH ANDRΓ‰ made her want to live the life of an actor; and selects films by master directors like Ken Loach and Robert Altman.
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I cannot believe the Republican message of "get fucked" didn't resonate with people
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This is what America looks like.
For the first time in US history, a gay man, a Black woman, a Muslim, Native American woman, Palestinian, and Latina have won their respective midterm elections.
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Look at Texas Gen Z. Hell yeah πŸ‘πŸ½
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we're putting ms rachel on the $100 bill
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The worst people you know are having the worst night of their lives.
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Doo, doo, doo, do-doh Don't you wonder sometimes Bout sound and vision Blue, blue, electric blue That's the colour of my room
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Blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue
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VOTE OR DIE ! LETS GO AMERICA πŸ’™πŸ’™πŸ’™πŸ’™πŸ’™πŸ’™πŸ’™πŸ’™πŸ’™πŸ’™πŸ’™πŸ’™
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protein bars are always labeled something like marshmallow cookies and cream surprise just to taste like boiled uncle
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The only thing that would sway my vote this election is six text messages from an unidentified number during my work day.
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Replying to @BigDaveWHUFC
Swindon Town is the only football league club in England whose name doesn’t contain any of the letters found in the word "mackerel". You’re welcome.
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october 31st. november 1st.
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