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Jase

@dammitalltohell

Described as sounding like an American with an English accent. I am not, under any circumstances, available to help you move house. Sarah's Australian husband.

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Joined March 2009
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Who’s with me…? #Superman
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They're changing the Twitter logo to an "X". Literally the icon I click on when I want to close something on my computer.
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I took 1 star reviews of #Barbie from furious men on letterboxd and put them on the posters because it makes the film seem ever cooler.
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Spydere Man, Spydere Man Doth al things a spydere kan Sondry webbes he kan weaven Thieves lyke flyes he kan cacchen Lo! anon cometh Spydere Man
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CANADA IS...
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"IRREGARDLESS" HAS BEEN AROUND SINCE 1795. ITS INCLUSION IN THE DICTIONARY IS NOT A SIGN OF THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE FALLING TO PIECES, OR PROOF OF THE EDUCATIONAL SYSTEM FAILING, NOR IS IT THE WORK OF CURSED MILLENNIALS. IT JUST MEANS A LOT OF PEOPLE USE IT TO MEAN "REGARDLESS."
Bad Bunny talking intensely to Kendall Jenner at a Lakers playoff game.

ALT Bad Bunny talking intensely to Kendall Jenner at a Lakers playoff game.

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Gotta say, I’m a fan of the new Bud Light billboards.
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This is a photoshopped image of a billboard in Toronto. The image shown has been circulating on the internet and could be misleading. twitter.com/joe_cristiano/… google.com/maps/@43.63869…
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A Jaguar with catnip.
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Ready for some high voltage rock? Turn up the volume in your music collection with the newest Bon Scott Pop! Who will this legendary vocalist collaborate with in your Funko collection? bit.ly/3MX1k66 #Funko #FunkoPop
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I’ve never “hopped on a call.” I’ve trudged begrudgingly towards my webcam like a prisoner walking the plank
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🌳🌳LIQUID TREES ARE COOL, y'all are just haters: a thread.🌳🌳 This tweet went viral and twitter got mad as heck about it. "But we love trees!" they cried. But they are actually really cool and here's why: (1/14)
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Imagine having a name like Keith Arsewank.
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Language, is a gift.
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Secret Panel HERE 🌞 tapas.io/episode/2080763
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Thank you, Sydney!!! Perth, Brisbane and Hawaii… here we come!
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“Your body is not a temple, it's an amusement park. Enjoy the ride🤙🏼” - Anthony Bourdain I just finished drawing his portrait!✍🏻
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Found out tonight that my son thought there was an item on the McDonalds menu called Phillip the Fish
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Two words, each hundreds of years old, that are still worth holding on to: ‘respair’: fresh hope, and ‘resipiscence’: a return to a better frame of mind. Here’s to both in 2023. Happy New Year.
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