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Americans realizing they spent $75 billion fighting Iran, then another $300 billion rebuilding Iran, just to reopen the Strait of Hormuz that was already open before the war started
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It’s only the fifth inning but both the Astros and the Dodgers just left early to beat the traffic.
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Just heard Chris Christie got booed while performing CPR on a choking victim.
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There she is! #dog #attack #memes – at Los Angeles, CA
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Replying to @rmlimodriver69
@rmlimodriver69 hello..........
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Fat Bitches stay with some outside DICK
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@Coral14 Jun 2016
Joachim Low's new fragrance to hit shops shortly.
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Kevin Faulk wore Tom Brady jersey on stage while announcing team's 3rd-round pick: "New England Patriots and Tom Brady select..." #NEPick
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So is the world still going to end next week or is that just for Jets fans?
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Wow. Was just sent the iPhone 7. The seats are very comfortable.
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Just did 200 crunches. Nestle's Crunches.
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Mark Sanchez threw four touchdown passes today. Then shut off the Xbox and went to bed.
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Win or lose Peyton Manning stays consistently ugly.
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If you think you're having a bad day just picture Tim Tebow trying to throw a spiral.
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Jets fans are thankful this game is over.
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What's worse than Black Friday traffic? The jets
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RT @AshokaESPN: Wow! RIP Michael Clarke Duncan.
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